notaquaman: (lord what a booty)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] notaquaman) wrote in [community profile] snowblindmemes 2015-11-17 06:27 am (UTC)

[The answer is an emphatic "Nope!" so Nathan carries on, opening and closing cabinets in the kitchen. He peers over his shoulder when he realizes she's not paying him any attention and has in fact gone to inspect the bedroom. From where he's searching, he calls loudly in her direction.]

Tell me if you find a dildo so I can take a picture!

[Or anything meant for sex. He'd gladly make room in his bag for something that could prove him a very lucky man somewhere down the line. He laughs to himself, shaking his head at the thought of posting a lewd picture on the Network for everyone to twist their panties over.]

Classic.

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