IC anon meme: 9 out of 10 memelords prefer it

[maskintape]

Wow this month went by fast but w/e TIME FOR THE


IC ANON MEME

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look we all know how this works it's an in-character rpanons

IC drama = AWESOME, OOC drama = NUH-UH

have fun, skaglicks

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, nobody acts like you're a god.

Nakayama doesn't count.

[youarethebandits]

I don't even know who that is. I meant Hyperion in general.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god. And no, people still don't think that!! Congrats on your delusions.

[youarethebandits]

Fine, let's call it an exaggeration if you insist. That wasn't even the point I was trying to make.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh. Well, the alternative to you *hiding* your anonymity means you're genuinely suffering from an almost complete lack of it, I guess.

Awesome.

[youarethebandits]

I guess that depends on how you define humanity.

[(Anonymous)]

You know EXACTLY what I'm saying and I can't believe you're splitting hairs with me about this!!

[youarethebandits]

What else am I supposed to do? Burst into tears and insist that oh no, I'm not as bad as you think, please let me prove it to you by hugging the nearest puppy? You've already made up your mind about me and nothing I say is gonna change that.

[(Anonymous)]

If I'd made up my mind about you then I wouldn't keep giving you so many chances to change, jagoff!!

[youarethebandits]

You want me to act like the last three years never happened. Or the last twelve, maybe. But the thing is, that's not how it works.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't expect anything to happen overnight. You know I'm smarter than that.

[youarethebandits]

Doesn't matter how much you wait, you still can't turn back time.

[(Anonymous)]

No, but that doesn't mean you can't be less of a freaking douche as time goes forward.

[youarethebandits]

I promise I won't lock you up again, for what that's worth.

[(Anonymous)]

Implying I'd give you the chance. Again, you know I'm smarter than that. :P

[youarethebandits]

Yeah, I know. And I'm not stupid enough to try again even if I wanted to.

[(Anonymous)]

Awesome. Now if we could just get you to accept that casual murder threats are bad and that it's good for me to have friends, we'd really be making progress! :P

[youarethebandits]

I don't trust these people and can't say I like you hanging out with them, but I'm not trying to stop it either.

[(Anonymous)]

...Any more. As long as they don't get TOO friendly. :|

[youarethebandits]

Come on, when's the last time I threatened to strangle someone for you?

[Not that he still wouldn't absolutely strangle people for her if he had the chance but shh]

[(Anonymous)]

For me? Oh my god - see, that's where you're going wrong. It wouldn't be for me! It would be for you.