I killed a guy and helped a pirate escape hanging and I'm not really sorry for either but I feel like maybe I should be. I think if I'd run away with the pirate, maybe I wouldn't be here.
I broke Al's trust and I never told him because I couldn't figure out how.
Well, okay, fine, I still think it was fun! We pulled off a lot of really impressive schemes that we honestly had no business getting away with! Those other kids were awful and terrible and deserved what was coming to them!
And that's why I stopped. Because you wanted to go after kids who didn't deserve it.
Yuh-huh. But think of it this way! Trolls are all about the murder and the terribleness and the being giant festering piles of nook discharge, right? So the chances are that all those people who didn't deserve it would have deserved it later. So killing them before they did bad stuff was totally a heroic and cool thing to do! Logic.
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