ic confessions meme!

[fairygodtroll]

ruh-roh everybody it's the


CONFESSIONS MEME

oh shit son your character suddenly has the urge to confess their most embarrassing secrets

or their most dark and incriminating ones

probably both

let's go with both

they are also inclined to do that loudly. in public. oh dear

tag around and laugh/cry/gasp at everybody else's seekrits. dig for more. be lil shits

have fun, punks

Comments

[genreblindness]

I used to have a crush on my best friend.

[maskintape]

Amnesia crush.

Vriska Serket

[fairygodtroll]

I have totally murdered a lot of people! Like, a lot a lot.

Annnnnnnnd they were pretty much all kids.

Annnnnnnndddddddd I crippled a guy and blinded Terezi after I mind-controlled one guy into killing this other chick.

 

 

And I think the Earth human actor Nic Cage is hells of hotnesses.

[eclecticbassist]

You're even worse than I thought.



Nicholas Cage? Seriously???

Tim Wright

[maskintape]

I killed Brian. On purpose. And wasn't under the control of the other guy that lives in my brain at the time.

[genreblindness]

[do you need a brohug]

[majorlazer]

I really liked the Twilight Saga.

Obviously I mean the movies. Who's got time for books?

[phaseshifter]

Dude.

 

I mean - sorry, I don't know you, I shouldn't judge, but. Dude.

Angel

[phaseshifter]

I spent the majority of my life locked away in a bunker because I killed my mother.

I also had no friends before coming here, because I horribly betrayed everyone that could ever have qualified as one.

Re: Angel

[iustitia]

Why did you betray them?

[rattlingthestars]

I killed a guy and helped a pirate escape hanging and I'm not really sorry for either but I feel like maybe I should be. I think if I'd run away with the pirate, maybe I wouldn't be here.

I broke Al's trust and I never told him because I couldn't figure out how.

I'm really jealous of the cat.

[swatsflies]

You mean Mochi? Why are you jealous of him? [Said cat is totally in Zell's arms at the moment enjoying every bit of attention he's getting.]

[iustitia]

I've also killed a lot of people. Like, a lot. I thought it was fun at the time.








Not nearly as many as Vriska, though.

[fairygodtroll]

It was fun at the time! Sure, it was also a terrible waste of life bluh bluh etcetera. But fun!

[ecks]

I have killed many people for no discernible reason.

more because everyone's a murderer and no1curr

[ecks]

My name is not Ecks. My name is Subject 437. I am the property of the Fleshworks.

[lacecase]

One time I totally ditched work to go make out with a guy who I wasn't even dating.

[phaseshifter]

 

 

 

Was it worth it?

[youarethebandits]

Handsome Jack isn't my real name.

I say I had it legally changed buuuuuuuut I never actually got around it since it was just easier to kill anyone who called me John. So.

[phaseshifter]

...Wait, wait - doesn't that mean you weren't ever legal CEO of Hyperion, since all the paperwork was made out to Handsome Jack?

[giant_killer]

None of this is any gods-cursed stranger than what's been happening in Tortall of late.

[bookofnope]

Ahh... yes. I understand exactly what you mean.

Haurchefant Greystone

[silverfuller]

I once roamed the Shroud dressed as a noble equine!

[Although he seems proud, like this is something he'd share with people anyway. What is embarrassment?]

[youarethebandits]

Was it just a horse mask, or a full-fledged horse costume? A fursuit, maybe?

[bonefriend]

I'm working on a time/dimension-traveling machine back home. Well, I say work but I gave up on it. It's not gonna work again.

Also I'm pretty sure I've killed a friend of mine before in an alternate timeline, but I can't remember it in this one. Sorry, Frisk.

[inruins]

Oh. Oh goodness. I'm sorry that had to happen, Sans. [She has no idea how to really react over here.]

[averytinyparticle]

I don't actually hide missiles in my hat I just put snacks in there.

[inruins]

I feel like snacks are a better option over missiles, dear.

[spoileralert]

I killed a man. I never meant to. That terrifies me.

I still wish I could have made my dad proud.

I think there's something really wrong with me.

[phaseshifter]

Something wrong with you? In what way? How can I help?

cw: some gross stuff

[notaquaman]

I fucked an 82 year old woman.
I once tripled myself.
I was a homeless squatting in a community center.
I murdered my probation officers.
I've wanked off in my own coffin.
I was gay once. Like super gay.

[youarethebandits]

Was the 82 year old woman hot though.

[eclecticbassist]

I stuffed and mounted my grandpa when I was, like... five.

[inruins]

I am surprised you are not traumatized by such a thing.

cw: child death??

[inruins]

After my first two children died, I promised myself I would take any other fallen human child I found. I could not save seven of those children. Sometimes I wonder if I should even be a mother.

Re: cw: child death??

[youarethebandits]

I'm sorry you had to go through that. No parent should have to outlive their child.

[headjacked]

I have, like, fifty Handsome Jack posters in my old office. It's basically the wallpaper.

And... an AI version of him lives in my head.

AND... I willingly put that AI in control of a massive space station because he offered to make me President. In the future.

[phaseshifter]

Rhys, why.

 

 

 

The posters, I mean.

Massive Undertale Spoilers

[despiteeverything]

I hurt a lot of people. A lot. I didn't... didn't really want to, but I did. I don't like to remember. When I do I hate myself.

I can go back. If I want to or if I mess up, I can go back before and just do it all over again. I could do whatever I wanted, and nobody'd remember it but me and Flowey. It scares me.

I dunno how many times I've died.

I left... my brother behind. I didn't want to but he told me to no matter what I said. I still... I still think I shoulda done more to try to save him, but everybody was happy. I didn't want to take that away from them.

I don't get why people are so worried about me.

[inruins]

People worry, because you're a good child. Even if you've done some wrong in the past.

[headjacked]

Totally taking Rhys' body over first chance I get. Permanently.

[youarethebandits]

CALLED IT

The Joker

[harlequinofhate]

I ate China once. The whole dang place. True story.

I also tried to copyright fish once, it seemed like a neat idea at the time.

[spoileralert]

why am I terrified of you again

[starsandtights]

I never thought I'd live to the age of 30. I'm pretty damn surprised I lived to adulthood, honestly.

I started my career performing on stage in tights in front of a whole chorus of showgirls. And then also as an actor in B-quality propaganda films.

This being after I committed fraud with the federal government by falsifying my personal information on four separate occasions.

I piloted a plane into the ocean, mostly to save millions of people but also significantly because I wanted to die.

My best friend is on probably every most-wanted list there is and there is literally almost nothing I wouldn't do to protect him. I'm only mostly sure about the "almost".

The only woman I've ever loved married someone else, has great-grandchildren and is dying of old age. ...It's complicated.

I've never had sex.

[spoileralert]

Never?

[ Yes, this is what she focuses on. ]

cw alcoholism and vague nsfw

[keepscalm]

I drink to deal with my emotions, since they're a pain in the arse and I never learnt how to cope with them properly.

I had a favourite colony and I'm still not over him leaving me. Bit pathetic, really.

Most of my colleagues think I'm a prick, but I can't blame them, since we're in agreement on that. That's why I haven't got many friends.

I'd like to have more friends, but I'm certain everyone is out to betray me, so I'm a twat to people who don't deserve it.



And I read erotica. Regularly. A lot of it is rubbish, but I read it anyway.

[swatsflies]

Colony? Leaving you? It sounds like you're talking about an old boyfriend or something.

[Can you date land? That's weird.]

[starsandtights]

Oh hey, I forgot one. I used to make money drawing dirty pictures.

[eclecticbassist]

.............Were there puppets.

[ JADE NO ]