Age Swap: Snowhell Edition

[swatsflies]

How To:
1) Age your character up, down, or both (Provide options for either if you want)
2) Pick if they are just changed physically or both.
3) Toss up a top level with a description.
4) Oh and they are now in Norfinbury.
5) People tag in reactions or maybe they are the ones hanging with your character.

Comments

[youarethebandits]

[Why this. Why is there a weird alien girl winking at him. Why any of this why.

He just wants to look at this network and what is socialising what is socialising with weird winky alien girls.]

Like I'd be scared of you anyway.

[NAILED IT]

[fairygodtroll]

Aww. Look at you! Trying to sit at the big kids' table. It is pretty adorable, Small Nerd Jack! But only dumb people aren't at least a bit scared of me. And you aren't dumb, riiiiiiiight?

[ Just gonna. Edge closer. In a way that is entirely unthreatening in every possible way. ]

Not that dumb, anyway.

[youarethebandits]

It's John. And I'm not dumb. I just don't think you're scary.

[He's gone to full defensive mode now, which means he is refusing to react in any way to her entirely unthreatening approach.]

[fairygodtroll]

[ John.

Seriously.

Is John a title given to small bespectacled human nerds, not a name? HAS THERE BEEN A SEVERE MISUNDERSTANDING ALL THIS TIME? DOES VRISKA CARE? ]

Pick one or the other, nerdbag! You're dumb, or you think I'm scary. You can't have it both ways!

[ She continues scootling closer as she speaks, until she's close enough to reach out and try to snatch away his tablet. SHE'LL GET YOUR ATTENTION ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, JACK-WHO-ISN'T-JACK!! ]

[youarethebandits]

How about I pick fuck you go away.

[Unfortunately for Vriska, Jack-Who-Isn't-Jack is holding on to his tablet pretty tightly. Which means they're going to be playing tug o' war over it.]

Oh my god let go!

[fairygodtroll]

Make me, weenie!

[ It's her response to both statements! HOW EFFICIENT. She yanks harder at the tablet, cackles, aaaaaand lunges in an attempt to bite his hand.

Yeah all the stuff she said about not biting is bullshit

#tr8tor8andits 4 lyfe ]

[youarethebandits]

[He yelps when she bites, and lets go with that hand, but holds on with the other. While trying to kick her as hard as he can.]

What is your fuckin' damage! You couldn't even use it!

[fairygodtroll]

Didn't anybody ever teach you that it is incredibly rude to ignore a lady in favour of fucking around on the internOW!

[ The kick surprises her enough for her to lose her grip, which is great. But she makes a grab for his glasses instead, which is less great. ]

RUDE!

[youarethebandits]

[His grandmother definitely taught him that. Which is why he doesn't fuck around on the internet when his grandma's around. But thankfully, she is not here, which means he does what he wants.

Or he drops the tablet and gropes around blindly because he can't see shit without his glasses. That works too.]

YOU'RE RUDER!

[fairygodtroll]

SCARILY RUDE????????

[ Vriska pls. She holds the glasses at arm's length, snickering, and wiggles them in the air. ]

If you apologise for being a little shit, you can have these back. But only if it is a good apology! No halfassing.

[youarethebandits]

Fuck you, I don't need them back!

[yes you do you dork]

Actually, I don't even want them now that you've groped them with your shitty hands.

[fairygodtroll]

Oh really.

[ Not the smartest thing to say, nerdo. Vriska immediately begins smearing her hands on EVERYTHING

IN

SIGHT

Including bittyjack's face if she can manage it. Enjoy the cooties, kiddo ]

[youarethebandits]

[if she gets her hand anywhere near his face he's gonna bite it jsyk]

[fairygodtroll]

[ WELL it looks like everyone's getting bitten today THIS IS SO UNSANITARY. Vriska somehow manages to laugh and yelp at the same time, because she's awesome like that. ]

NOW I TOUCHED YOUR TEETH DO YOU STILL WANT THOSE I CAN REMOVE THEM IF YOU WANT AHAHAHA OW

[ Time to muss up his hair with her other hand. Look at all this maturity god DAMN ]