[Steve is super unimpressed. Have his wryest sarcasm in his dryest tone.]

Guess I'm Nobody, then, nice to meet you. Or maybe I just desperately want to be popular. [He sighs.]. If it makes you feel any better, let's just say I really want that wine.

[Steve makes a face.] House south of the school. Whoever lived there really really really really... really liked clowns. Everything is clown-themed. There's clown costume accessories. Couple of fellas set fire to thebfull-size clown statue, so I hear, thank God for that.