[The only reason Jason takes it in stride is because he is also an asshole, so he expects others to be an asshole to him from the start. (It's when they're not an asshole that he gets nervous and uncomfortable.)] It's okay, I'll talk slower and use smaller words so you can understand.

And don't worry, I've got my eyes on that fucker in the corner. [Jason may or may not look up just to make sure said fucker hasn't changed positions.

Five Nights at Snowblind isn't what he wants to play right now, thanks.] The second he moves, the second he gets something sharp jabbed right into one of his eyes.