[ Stop copying Royce, Jason, he had the whole asshole before people can asshole at him schtick first.

See, he was going to just leave it at that, but then Jason had to insult his intelligence, so Royce doesn't feel that tiny bit of remorse he usually does when he jerks people around. ] You'll understand if I don't want to come in. The stories I've heard mention it doesn't like it when there's more than one person in the house.