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Pohatu ([personal profile] gottarock) wrote in [community profile] snowblindmemes 2016-05-02 12:01 am (UTC)

Pohatu | Bionicle (pre-reboot)

Two - @POHATU

[It's condom post, round two. The box of MAGNUM XXL GLOWING CONDOMS (ribbed for her pleasure) looks absurdly small in Pohatu's hand. He is, after all, over eight feet tall and made of brown and tan metal (even the organic parts, the muscles and tendons hidden inside the mechanical components, are vaguely metallic).]

Does anyone want these? [His warm, friendly voice has that (by now familiar to the network) hint of confusion that comes from the (by now familiar to the network) culture clash that happens at essentially every moment that Toa Pohatu interacts with anything human. Being a biomechanical alien from a tropical island makes for a lot of teaching opportunities, some more absurd than others.]

I don't have any idea what they're worth, but I found three boxes.

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