shout your confessions meme

[devoutish]

1) Post a comment with your character spilling their confessions and innermost thoughts for all to see
2) Go around and comment to other characters ICly, expressing shock, awe, disgust, anger, etc.
3) Discuss, accuse, commiserate, threadjack, etc.

Comments

[devoutish]

Would you rather lose a finger? I can negotiate.

[rubikscomplex]

Do you have a negation fetish? I can see now why he wouldn't wanna kiss me if you two get off on that together.

[devoutish]

I would say a toe on your good foot, but that's harsh even for me.

cw: sexual content (i'm sorry his deflections are terrible)

[rubikscomplex]

So, who's on top? I'm guessing you, but maybe it's the whole big man outside the bedroom, raging masochist bottom behind closed doors.

ahahaha HOUSE

[devoutish]

You're not any better at this either, House.

[rubikscomplex]

Guessing about your sex life or pissing you off? I work by the spaghetti principle for both.

Spaghetti principle, bee tee dubs: not a sex thing.

[devoutish]

Both.

What's the spaghetti principle?

[rubikscomplex]

Why don't you tell me about the good old days with your people. Still kvetching and ksniveling about everything?

[devoutish]

Is this an example of your principle, here?

[rubikscomplex]

I'll take that as a yes. So, how's the gang thing square with being one of the Chosen People? Can you gangster it up on the Sabbath, or is that right off the table?

[devoutish]

If we continue to have problems, it's gonna be because of this.

And yet - I still won't kill you.

[rubikscomplex]

So you're going to spite not kill me? Has anyone mentioned to you how easy to die it is around here, buddy?

[devoutish]

I'm not going to walk into giving you exactly what you want.

[rubikscomplex]

Well, I'm a raging masochist in the bedroom. So, there's really no way to win here, Mr. Blonde.

[devoutish]

But I do wonder where your limits are. How much hurt it would take to learn your lesson completely.

[rubikscomplex]

You wanna find out together, babe?

[devoutish]

I've been thinking - one cut for every joke. Five jokes earns you my initials carved into your cheek.

[rubikscomplex]

Well, I hear chicks dig scars. [But... yeah, okay. He's starting to get scared. Mostly because he's sure Alfie will actually carry through with that.]

What do I get if I make it to 20? Apart from dying from blood loss, I mean.

[devoutish]

Why do you do this, mate? Really.

[rubikscomplex]

Because death has no meaning here. If death has no meaning, then life has no meaning. Nothing matters. There's no real consequence.

If you're talking about just trying to piss you off... [He shrugs.] Nothing personal. I do that to everybody.

[devoutish]

You don't like pain. You fear it. Why would you put yourself through that?

[rubikscomplex]

You really don't think I deserve it? That I'm asking for it?

[devoutish]

You are making every effort to ensure that you do deserve it. Why?

[rubikscomplex]

Because there should be a reason.

[Enjoy that snapped response, Alfie.]

[devoutish]

You think if you didn't antagonize, I'd come after you anyway?