[In a fit of bad luck, you've ended up spending the night in Clown House, among its many spooky, spooky clowns. Sucks to be you.
As one might expect, there are a lot of clowns around. What you might not have expected, though, is a lone tablet tucked against a clown figurine, almost as if being held by it. Did someone leave it behind? Is it some kind of spooky clown trap?]
option a
[What's more, it looks like the tablet's accessing the network... by itself? That's pretty dang weird, isn't it? Maybe it's haunted?]
option b
[The tablet is definitely haunted. It's making sounds that are unmistakeably spooky ghost noises.]
Church
As one might expect, there are a lot of clowns around. What you might not have expected, though, is a lone tablet tucked against a clown figurine, almost as if being held by it. Did someone leave it behind? Is it some kind of spooky clown trap?]
option a
[What's more, it looks like the tablet's accessing the network... by itself? That's pretty dang weird, isn't it? Maybe it's haunted?]
option b
[The tablet is definitely haunted. It's making sounds that are unmistakeably spooky ghost noises.]
OoooooOooOoOOooOO!
[Yeah, like that.]