AGE-DOWN MEME

[devoutish]

Inspired by this and this! Post top levels of your characters as they were when they were younger - it's up to you whether that means "when they were a kid", "six months ago", or something in between. Then tag around, either throwing kids together or throwing normally-aged current CR at people in order to "????" about how their friend/enemy/casual acquaintance is suddenly bitty.

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Church

[blueteamproblems]

[In a fit of bad luck, you've ended up spending the night in Clown House, among its many spooky, spooky clowns. Sucks to be you.

As one might expect, there are a lot of clowns around. What you might not have expected, though, is a lone tablet tucked against a clown figurine, almost as if being held by it. Did someone leave it behind? Is it some kind of spooky clown trap?]

option a

[What's more, it looks like the tablet's accessing the network... by itself? That's pretty dang weird, isn't it? Maybe it's haunted?]

option b

[The tablet is definitely haunted. It's making sounds that are unmistakeably spooky ghost noises.]

OoooooOooOoOOooOO!

[Yeah, like that.]

option b ofc

[maskintape]

[ Tim, like most rational people, really fucking hates clown house. He isn't even scared of clowns, not really. But fuck clown house. Fuck it. It's creepy and absolutely the worst place in town to get stuck for the night.

Yes, including death closet.

Yes, including Happy Fun Jacuzzi Times With Alex and Jay.

A spooky ghost is the last thing he wants when he's already pretty creeped out. Luckily, those are the least spooky ghostly noises he's ever heard in his goddamn life whAT THE FUCK EVEN SERIOUSLY. ]

Cut it out, you dick.

[ He doesn't know where the noises are coming from, but. They're still about as unspooky as it gets. Seriously. ]

[imaghostmotherfucker]

[The SPOOKY GHOST VOICE gets significantly less spooky and ghostly for a moment in favour of a more familiar irritated tone.]

Oh, for- I'm a ghost, okay. I've gotta do the ghost voice. It's basically a law or something. Don't spoil it.

[maskintape]

 

 

 

 

Robot ass guy?

[ JFC WHERE'S HE HIDING IS HE INSIDE THE FUCKING CLOWN STATUE ]

[imaghostmotherfucker]

Uh, no? I just told you, I'm a ghost. Ghost.

[The tablet starts giving off a SPOOKY GHOSTLY GLOW and making SPOOKY GHOST SOUNDS that are significantly more ghostlike than the OOOOOOooOooos from earlier.]

See? I'm possessing this tablet. Like, uh, what's it called. A poultrygeist.

[maskintape]

[automatically:] Poultergeist.

[ Just gonna. Pick up the tablet. And shake it, because why the fuck not. ]

I, uh, don't think - where's the. Ectoplasm.

[imaghostmotherfucker]

Fuck you, I'm literally inside a computer right now, I don't need you spellchecking me.

[And shaking the tablet yields him an indignant shriek.]

Hey, stop- stop that! There's no such thing as ectoplasm, so. Don't shake me around like that!

[maskintape]

It's not spellchecking when you use the wrong goddamn word, genius. And when you say it out loud.

[ He does stop shaking the tablet, though, in favour of giving it A Look. ]

And I'm - ectoplasm isn't real, but ghosts are? Bull.

[imaghostmotherfucker]

[There is now a figure in dumbass Halo armour giving A Look right back.

Despite wearing a helmet.

They get very good at emoting through those things okay.]

Oh, so you're a fucking expert on the subject? You wanna tell me - an actual ghost - how this shit is supposed to work? Since apparently you know everything about it.

[maskintape]

[ That sure looks more like a guy with a robotic ass than a ghost to Tim, but. Ok. ]

 

 

 

I watched Ghostbusters like ten times, man.

[imaghostmotherfucker]

We've all seen Ghostbusters, dumbass. And guess what? It's a movie. Not real.

[maskintape]

Yeah.

Like ghosts. In general.

[imaghostmotherfucker]

Oh, you don't think I'm real? Then what am I supposed to be, a figment of your imagination?

[maskintape]

Nah. You look kinda like.

 

 

I dunno. A videogame?

[ LAUGH TRACK ]

[imaghostmotherfucker]

That'd be because I'm on a screen, moron. And, for the record? Says a lot about you that the first thing you'd think of is a videogame.

[IT SAYS YOU'RE A NERD IS WHAT HE'S IMPLYING]