Better you than me, bro. I can sense a connection between you two. Maybe you should stop moving every five minutes and embrace your new shadow.

[Someone is annoyed. House has been trying to capture video of their 'companion' and is presently attempting to see if there's any change when shining his penlight on it and viewing it through his magnifying glass. His own investigations would be easier if the other guy would stop moving, which he has, and stop talking, which he hasn't.]