Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

[As French as French can be! It is one of the languages he knows, but it's fun pretending he doesn't really.]

And it must be different worlds, bro. All the dead assholes liked to hang out at the local graveyard like some corpse party. They had propped-up comedy nights every Thursday and Saturday. You could smell it a mile away. Or I could, anyway.