FORCED HONESTY MEME

[devoutish]

1) Post your characters, one per comment
2) Go around with your characters and have them ask other characters questions - anything goes!
3) Forced honesty time! Lying is impossible because of reasons
4) IC DISCUSSION AND CONFRONTATION, GO

Comments

[majorlazer]

But we're not going to hunt you down or kill you here. Why hide it from us? None of us come from your universe.

[mrcreamsicles]

[Davesprite takes a moment to consider.]

Tell me how I can be of some actual use here. And be gentler when I mess it up.

[dumed]

First of all, I don't know that. Second, there's no guarantee that someone from my universe won't show up. If it's an Imperial that gets the jump on me, that'd be a problem. If it's [ a long pause. ] someone I care about, it could put them in danger.

Why are you so obsessed with people knowing I'm a Jedi?

[majorlazer]

Do you honestly really never jerk off

[majorlazer]

I think you're a bit paranoid, I mean if you're in danger back home, fair enough, but here the danger is the town more than the people. Besides the Joker, at least.

Not people, just me. Because it's really, really fucking awesome if you're one and you're super badass and you shouldn't be scared.

[rattlingthestars]

Just because I think it's stupid to go around talking about your dick on the network doesn't mean I don't have one.

[mrcreamsicles]

Are you born with it, or is it Maybelline?

[mrcreamsicles]

So how does a constellation become a cat?

[majorlazer]

Oh man, you have no idea how much of a relief that is

you're just a prude, that's cool

[mrcreamsicles]

Was I right, or are you just a bitter, old jackass for the hell of it?

[mrcreamsicles]

How come you always try to take care of the people who hurt you?

[rattlingthestars]

Sure, if it makes you feel better.

[rattlingthestars]

I want to.

[rattlingthestars]

Obviously, Zack.

But now I know there's something there you don't want me to know. Tell me.

[rattlingthestars]

[ Leaning back. ]

Yeah. You know I feel the same, don't you?

[majorlazer]

well i mean, at least you're shy about sex, right? am i wrong? because you think it's all gross and inappropriate even in a general setting when, i don't know man, it's natural and stuff.

[rattlingthestars]

I'm not - [ Forced honestly meme! curses! ] - not shy about sex.

[ Crap. ]

I just don't want to know that kind of stuff about most people! And there are kids on the network!

[majorlazer]

I was talking in a general sense!

Also kids here are really not that innocent or naive. And it's not like we're talking kinky porn. You need to relax, buddy

[mrcreamsicles]

Why are you such a dick to people?

[mrcreamsicles]

Were you really trying to help when you gave me that advice?

[mrcreamsicles]

Seriously, what's with the optimism?

[heroproceeding]

[ He bites his lip there. Opens his mouth. Closes it. Looks away again. ]

Not all of it. But... Some of it
The lab was real. And.. [ There's a distinct pause, too long.]

But that's why.. [The hospital. ]

[mrcreamsicles]

Why did you offer to let me come back to your world? Not my problems that made you say it, but you said it so easily. Why would you want me to go there?

[mrcreamsicles]

Are you just pretending to be nice?

[nursetemple]

Do I really make you uncomfortable?