I don't understand how you're such an unending font of birdboy sass. Not only do you turn out incredible tags with meandering trains of thought that amuse the fuck out of me, but often as not you do it so fast I don't know how you even had time to type the things, let alone think them up. Your Davesprite is more than that, though; he's really endearing in a fucked up teenager way (and that's another thing: successfully conveying teenager-ness).