Mistletoe Meme!

[nursetemple]

✾ MISTLETOE MEME ✾

All right guys, since we can't do this in-game, we shall have an OOC meme for it instead! Nothing will carry over into the game, so just have fun with it. Here's how it works:

• You are stuck under a random mistletoe.
• There is a note on said mistletoe.
• Whoever comes within range will be pulled under the mistletoe and also be stuck.
• Now you both have to do what the note says to get unstuck.

The "orders" range from cordial to making out, so state your preferences. Feel free to mix and match them, too. Here are your options:

1. Hug. Easy enough. Can be a simple hug or a giant bear hug.
2. Kiss on the cheek. For those who might be a little shier.
3. Kiss on the hand. For those who want to be...well whatever kissing on the hand invokes. Charming? Dashing?
4. Kiss on the lips. 1-2-3 KISS. This is the tame version of the next one.
5. Make-out for five minutes. As described on the tin.

Totally stolen from Emp!

Comments

Claire

[nursetemple]

[1-5 is fine, but depending on the CR will be extremely embarrassing....]

1 SINCE I DON'T HAVE MOVEMENTS YET

[equal_shots]

[Kid is staring up at the note on the mistletoe.

He can't reach this one either. But at least it's Claire, and no matter what the note says she won't be gross about it.

That doesn't stop him from blushing]

Claire?

Zach

[majorlazer]

[DO YOUR WORST.]

2 JUST BROS BEING BROS

[mightyratslayer]

[Charlie just hands the note to Zach. It's not words he recognizes. Something about kissing, probably? But that's all he's got. He has a feeling that he is not in for a fun time. Sorry, Zach. Nothing personal. You are also in trouble. Charlie has not brushed his teeth in awhile.]

So what's the damage?

Gregory House

[rubikscomplex]

[Up for 1 through 5, although House and the other character might not like it. Like at all.]

FOUR *vibrates*

[nursetemple]

What the -

[She was just standing there! And now she can't move, and House is right there, way too close. What is happening?]

Can you - [She pushes gently at his shoulder, but he doesn't move. It's only when she rolls her eyes that she sees the mistletoe above their head.]

What's going on?

Kanan

[dumed]

[1-5 is fine, anything past 3 is going to be super awkward.]

1

[darkincrement]

[ Crossing his arms as he waits for Kanan to actually read the instructions. ]

Having issues with your vision?

Royce

[bywolves]

[ Down for all, though, y'know... at your own risk. ]

[empireofrats]

[Mr. Royce gets a kiss on the cheek!]

John Watson

[jumpthegun]

[Up for 1 through 5. John's probably found and is wearing a horrible Christmas jumper because this is memeland.]

two

[awwnoun]

Nice sweater, man. [ Clint is totally grinning, here. He also does not seem bothered about mistletoe. ]

Clint

[awwnoun]

[ ALL GIMME ALL ]

1

[hangfire]

[It could be way worse, for sure. But Lutha is still avoiding eye contact as thoroughly as possible, arms stuffed into his coat pockets and jaw set tight.

Hard to forget what happened the last time Clint touched him, after all.]

Lutha Pahr

[hangfire]

[All prompts are fine and Lutha will hate absolutely everything in various degrees no matter who you are, so have at it.]

[empireofrats]

[TIME FOR A CUTE CHEEK KISS FROM A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL, LUTHA.]

Steph

[spoileralert]

[ Gimme anything, it'll be hilarious. ]

2

[devoutish]

[UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH

But he's prepared to swallow and hide that reaction, and bend down to lightly peck her on the cheek. Just once for you, Steph. Ugh.]

1

[haillenarte]

[thoughtfully, as he examines the mistletoe note:]

I suppose I must needs kneel...

Tony Stark

[definingfuture]

[Who doesn't like hugs?]

gonna kiss tony stark

[awwnoun]

[ I mean you knew it was coming. Hi, Tony. Have Clint standing in front of you, stuck, looking incredibly awkward. ]

Uh. So.

Peter

[realhunger]

[In case you want to start a brawl.]

[empireofrats]

[Yo boi peter gets A HUG!]

Haurchefant Greystone

[silverfuller]

[All prompts are fine!]

4

[haillenarte]

Oh! Um...

[francel fidgets awkwardly beneath the mistletoe.]

P-Perhaps we ought not...

Undertaker

[exequies]

[I guess you could do worse. 1-5 is fine, but be ready for awkward.]

The Joker

[harlequinofhate]

[All prompts are fine and I am preemptively sorry]

3 - I am preemptively a terrible person

[spoileralert]

[ Steph is just going to glare. She can't really. Do much else. ]

England

[keepscalm]

[a l l]

2

[jumpthegun]

[Well, hello, England. Here's Watson getting dragged over to you for a kiss on the cheek. That's very French for Englishmen.]

Uh... This is all a bit weird, isn't it?

[0thingsonmymind]

*Brian does not understand mistletoe. Anything is good but if you go for five you may never escape.*

Francel de Haillenarte

[haillenarte]

[all prompts fine.]

3

[dravanicide]

[It had to be him, didn't it? Estinien wonders if Halone herself is testing him once he glances over the piece of paper's demand. With the charisma and smoothness you'd expect from a misshapen rock, Estinien extends his hand, palm up.]

Your hand.

[He wants this over with. He's not even going to take off his helmet or kneel--if he can help it.]

Tifa Lockhart

[powersouls]

three or four idk

[awwnoun]

[ Clint grins a little at Tifa, scooting back as far as the mistletoe will let him so he can do an awkward little bow. ]

May I have this kiss, girlie?

Natasha Romanov

[redrooms]

2

[jumpthegun]

[All things considered, this is pretty good.]

I'm not really sure what the point of this is unless Eve and Miller are voyeurs, y'know?

Estinien

[dravanicide]

[R U READY FOR A SHIT TIME? CUZ I SURE AM]

4 :V

[hangfire]

[Kill him now.]

Lehko

[catricide]

[Insert sexy cat joke here]

[escutcheon]

[ Staring at for a moment, then: ]

I suppose you could just kiss my mabari. Still counts.

[ Puppy smooches are clearly an appropriate alternative. ]

Dug

[andiloveyou]

[He is a dog and he has no problem with any level of these commands, but your character might not enjoy all of them with him.]

1!

[heavensreader]

[Hello, dog. A profoundly confused child has appeared.]


But you're a dog.

Ecks

[ecks]

[Ecks has no shame. Since she's a two-year-old, though, let's not do #5.]

one

[awwnoun]

[ Upon reading the note, Clint glances at Ecks and offers a smile. ] Think you can do a hug, Miss Ecks?

Ginger Hale

[lacecase]

[LET'S GET SMOOCHIN]

GIMME THAT SWEET 4 LOVIN

[majorlazer]

[Oh, well, this is awkward. Zach scratches the back of his head, looking from the note to Ginger.]

Not sure how to proceed, here...