IC ANON MEME: April Edition

[phaseshifter]

It's been 3000 years...........


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Comments

[mrcreamsicles]

then enlighten me anon
you dont sound vitriolic enough to be karkat
unless playing at having your shit under control for more than two seconds is part of the illusion
and i dont think i told watson about naming them
how come the nomenclature ive applied to my clutch of breakfast ingredients is stuck in your craw today

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just going to ignore everything you just said about my limit being TWO SECONDS in the interests of remaining civil.
Which, by the way, fuck you, you do not get to make unsubstantiated claims regarding my self-control when you have no idea how much unmitigated horseshit I've had to deal with on a daily basis since before even coming here. Can we just agree that maybe the stress of dealing with alternate you and the merry band of asshats guzzling Faygo and/or human soporifics is just a little too much to handle? Thank you, now let's move on.
It's not even like your names are stuck in my craw. I don't even really give a shit besides wondering how hard your meteor hit the Earth's surface and if maybe, just maybe, your fragile infant cranium was the first thing to actually impact. I was TRYING to actually inspire others to come up with actual names because obviously you can't do any better and I have more important things to do. There you go.

[mrcreamsicles]

i hit the planet ass first with a pony underneath it
bro made a leather bib from it
you could say ive been wreaking anal devastation my whole life
which is a fancy way of saying could you radiate butthurt any harder
here im going to name one of these karkats missing chill
i found it
ill bring it to you
you want me to name the others for you while im at it
heres karkats ability to keep his shit together
this one is the ability to take a light joke in the spirit it was meant in
ive got more i can do
just say the word

[quadrangle]

WHY DON'T YOU NAME ONE "DAVESPRITE'S ABILITY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP"
OR "DAVESPRITE'S ABILITY TO DEAL WITH HIS OWN EMOTIONS IN A SANE AND RATIONAL MANNER" EXCEPT, OH WAIT, THAT ONE NEVER EXISTED TO BEGIN WITH!
OR HOW ABOUT "DAVESPRITE'S RECOGNITION OF THE FACT THAT HE'S A COMPLETE NIMROD WITH ONLY A PASSING UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT IRONY ACTUALLY IS AND THAT HIS ABSURD DEVOTION TO UPHOLDING ITS PRINCIPLES IS AS HUGE A WASTE OF TIME AS LISTENING TO THE PIECES OF GARBAGE HE CLAIMS ARE HIS RAPS."
OR OTHER YOU'S RAPS. I'M ASSUMING YOU STILL RAP.
UH. DO YOU STILL RAP?

[mrcreamsicles]

[Wow. Wow. Emotions are hard, okay? He's working on it.]

i rap
but not for you

[quadrangle]

[He was actually going to say more about the emotion thing or maybe the Bro issues thing, but he showed some restraint. Kind of. Shut up.]

WHATEVER. MY POINT STANDS.

[mrcreamsicles]

nah
if all youve got is cheap digs and a jab at my emotional situation were done here

[quadrangle]

I MEANT IT MORE LIGHTHEARTED THAN THAT, BUT FINE. WHATEVER.

[It is not fine and it is not whatever but he's just... eurgh. Fuck it, fine, they're done.]