[And it's a dare and a joke but oh hell, that just makes him want to wrap her up in a big hug. Because the proposal might be a sham but the qualities he sees in her are true.
He gives her a slightly sheepish, apologetic smile.]
I still wanna give you the bracelet because you're great, you know.
The matching tattoos and everything? Well. I guess we can wait a bit on those?
[Seeing now that she's just a little flustered and not truly traumatized, he's going to have a little fun, now. Just a little. He grins at her, innocently.]
Well, it's not like you have to make a decision now, I'm both a tattoo artist and an ordained minister, you know. I can perform weddings and tattoos whenever I want.
You're a-- really? Can people who are supposed to be dead even have weddings? Iunno much about non-corporate legal matters, but that sounds kinda shady to me.
[SNORT. Okay there was a reason he likes you, Angel.]
You know, I don't know? I mean. Are you actually dead, or just mostly dead, or just pining for the fjords?
Not that I'm big on the law, mind you, but. Just for curiosity's sake. I've done werewolf weddings, after all, and I have no idea what the law is regarding those.
[ Lots of 20/21st century pop culture made it to the 28th century consciousness. Mostly memes. And Taylor Swift. Not so much Monty Python.
FUCKING TRAGIC ]
Um, I mean - we're talking fully dead. It's why you won't ever catch me complaining about being stuck in Norfinbury! It beats rotting away in a puddle of slag and debris.
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He gives her a slightly sheepish, apologetic smile.]
I still wanna give you the bracelet because you're great, you know.
The matching tattoos and everything? Well. I guess we can wait a bit on those?
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[ She isn't mad, at least. Or even especially embarrassed - she's flustered, but not quite on the brink of blush-death any more.
(Blush-death is absolutely a thing.) ]
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Well, it's not like you have to make a decision now, I'm both a tattoo artist and an ordained minister, you know. I can perform weddings and tattoos whenever I want.
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[ ... ]
You'd probably be convicted for... nec-romance-y.
[ AWKWARD FINGERGUNS!! ]
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You know, I don't know? I mean. Are you actually dead, or just mostly dead, or just pining for the fjords?
Not that I'm big on the law, mind you, but. Just for curiosity's sake. I've done werewolf weddings, after all, and I have no idea what the law is regarding those.
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[ Lots of 20/21st century pop culture made it to the 28th century consciousness. Mostly memes. And Taylor Swift. Not so much Monty Python.
FUCKING TRAGIC ]
Um, I mean - we're talking fully dead. It's why you won't ever catch me complaining about being stuck in Norfinbury! It beats rotting away in a puddle of slag and debris.
Just about.