[He holds up a hand in a triumphant motion. HE KNOWS SOMETHING YOU DON'T! AND IS ACTUALLY QUITE UPSET ABOUT IT!]
Even though I retain my absurdly handsome outward appearance, you know what they say! It's what on the inside that counts! And my insides have mysteriously been turned into a gross, squishy mess!
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[He holds up a hand in a triumphant motion. HE KNOWS SOMETHING YOU DON'T! AND IS ACTUALLY QUITE UPSET ABOUT IT!]
Even though I retain my absurdly handsome outward appearance, you know what they say! It's what on the inside that counts! And my insides have mysteriously been turned into a gross, squishy mess!