HOT or NOT meme

[headjacked]

HOT OR NOT MEME

• make a toplevel, link images of your character

• icly respond to other characters and rate their hottitude/ask them appearance-related questions/pick on them mercilessly/all of the above

• engage in SHENANIGANS

• have fun nerds

Comments

[onlytwothings]

Don't forget your not-wife Dominika. Speaking of that, you did something fairly close to it. I must have forgotten to mention it.

[rubikscomplex]

Oh, right, the green card maid.

And of course I've ordered hookers for you. God knows you needed it when you weren't getting some from Bonnie or whichever girlfriend you managed to fix too much for your liking.

[You're welcome, Wilson. He looks out for you out of love.]

[onlytwothings]

Actually, you ordered hookers while I was sleeping. [ Or mostly unconscious from chemo drugs. It was pretty close, anyway. ] It was spring break, and you wanted to celebrate.

[rubikscomplex]

Why, Jimmy! I didn't realize our relationship had reached the somnophilia phase.

[onlytwothings]

[ House, plz. ]

Haha, very funny.

[rubikscomplex]

Hey, whatever kinks you wanna try out, bro. I'm there for you as long as they're SSC--safe, sane, and consensual.

[onlytwothings]

Did I mention that I was out during all of this? The whole thing was your idea. I'm not the one with kinks he wants to try out.

[rubikscomplex]

Well, maybe if you were, we'd have more fun in bed. God! You suck at communication. I'm here bearing my wants and needs and you're just always so bottled up!

[onlytwothings]

First off, it wasn't in bed. It was on your couch, which you offered for the whole- [ He's going to break off into an unintelligible sputter. He really is not helping himself here. ]

You're just having fun at my expense like you always do.

[rubikscomplex]

For the whole chemo experience. [You're not subtle and he can put two and two together, Wilson.] Well, y'know what I say? When pumping yourself full of enough poisonous chemicals to kill a horse, always have a doctor present. Maybe even two.

[onlytwothings]

[ Damn you, House, you are just too perceptive sometimes. ] Fine. Yes. You let me use your place to give myself a death dose of chemicals, as you once put it.

[rubikscomplex]

And I got you hookers in the middle of it. Best friend or best friend?

[Let's just joke about this. It's easier than having another panic attack.]

[onlytwothings]

[ Eyeroll. And the last thing he wants is House having another panic attack. ]

Best[ Not strictly because of the hookers, though. ]