[It had taken several days for Hijikata to accept that the real nightmare here was the weather and not the lack of fundamental human rights like mayonnaise. Needless to say, he did not approve. Rejected!]
Don't even think about it! Next time I see you, I'm hitting you.
['I'm gonna come find you' followed by radio silence didn't read as anything but ominous to Hijikata. His hands shook with anger (and a little bit of nerves but no one needed to know that). Sogo didn't really think this was the time to test some ramshackle explosive, did he?
There was no way of knowing.
Hijikata rolled his eyes in an attempt to stay calm - this was just a stupid prank. He absolutely didn't catch a glimpse of a familiar black shadow staring at him from across the table. He absolutely didn't glue his bulging eyes to his tablet and his hands were absolutely not shaking as he read the response and typed his own.]
Yeah. Sure. If you've got a bomb, blow up the building I'm in, okay? [Ideally without him in it but...details for later. Typically, the coy threatening would have gotten a rise of anger from him, but when the choice was between being terrorized by whatever was in his cabin (nothing, it was nothing) and Okita, Hijikata immediately jumped for the more familiar suffering.
Sogo wouldn't be able to locate him without guidance. Hijikata knew that. But he also knew he'd have to look away from his tablet and glance outside for landmarks to give that sort of information. A shiver ran down his spine.] Can these things give coordinates? [A desperate shot in the dark, but he had to try.]
OH NO that hallucination </3
Don't even think about it! Next time I see you, I'm hitting you.
['I'm gonna come find you' followed by radio silence didn't read as anything but ominous to Hijikata. His hands shook with anger (and a little bit of nerves but no one needed to know that). Sogo didn't really think this was the time to test some ramshackle explosive, did he?
There was no way of knowing.
Hijikata rolled his eyes in an attempt to stay calm - this was just a stupid prank. He absolutely didn't catch a glimpse of a familiar black shadow staring at him from across the table. He absolutely didn't glue his bulging eyes to his tablet and his hands were absolutely not shaking as he read the response and typed his own.]
Yeah. Sure. If you've got a bomb, blow up the building I'm in, okay? [Ideally without him in it but...details for later. Typically, the coy threatening would have gotten a rise of anger from him, but when the choice was between being terrorized by whatever was in his cabin (nothing, it was nothing) and Okita, Hijikata immediately jumped for the more familiar suffering.
Sogo wouldn't be able to locate him without guidance. Hijikata knew that. But he also knew he'd have to look away from his tablet and glance outside for landmarks to give that sort of information. A shiver ran down his spine.] Can these things give coordinates? [A desperate shot in the dark, but he had to try.]