TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[phaseshifter]

awww heckie it's time for the


TRUTH OR DARE MEME

make a toplevel. do it. be brave

hop on other characters' toplevels and ask them...

TRUTH OR DARE????

engage in shenanigans

assume that you're somehow compelled to tell the truth if you pick truth, because fuck you that's more fun

have fun, nerds

Comments

her life in one sound effect,

[phaseshifter]

[ GRRRRRR he gets a pappity little smack on the arm for that. LOOK HOW QUICKLY SHE TURNS TO EXTREME VIOLENCE ]

You are the effing worst.

[ SHE LOVES IT ]

t b h ...

[sharktrash]

[ oh no so extreme such violence swoon ]

Hey, sounds like you're enjoying it.

[phaseshifter]

You can't prove anything.

[ angel that's basically admitting it you ignorant FUCK ]

[sharktrash]

[ he could kiss her ]

[ or just continue trolling considering she might not be all that dtf next to the imminent violent brain death of her best pal ]

I'll know, though.

[phaseshifter]

[ don't forget her own death through blush haemorrhaging, which is probably a thing and not just something I made up ]

Nuh-uh! You'll just suspect. There's a difference! And stuff.

[sharktrash]

I'm very good at my suspicions.

[ oh no that sounds like a messy way to go ]

[phaseshifter]

Or maybe you just... suspect that you're good at suspecting things, but actually, you. Suck at it?

[ angel stop ]

[sharktrash]

I'd be dead if that were the case.

[ SHRUGGAGE ]

[phaseshifter]

Or perhaps you're just so badass that you can kick the butt of anything even though your instincts are basically poop.

[ Ah, the rare flattery-insult combo. EXQUISITE ]

[sharktrash]

[ --gh ]

[ CONGRATULATIONS you have short-circuited Squalo. he can't deny being badass but he also can't agree with having shit instincts but if he reassures her his instincts are wilder than a predatory beast's it would take away from his badassery??? WHAT DO ]

[ just gonna glitch out of existence probably tbh ]

[phaseshifter]

[ oh wow she's never seen a person bluescreen before ]

Uh.

You, um.

You okay there?

[ FACEPAT...... ]

[sharktrash]

[ first time for everything ]

[ please wait while the system is rebooting ]










[ why is there a hand on his face ]

[phaseshifter]

[ Patpatpattapat ]


 

 

 

[ shit has she killed him, ]

[sharktrash]

[ is he... actually looking a little bit maybe embarrassed as he pulls her hand away? ]

Stop.

[phaseshifter]

[ omg WHAT, ]

You're embarrassed.

[ she's equal parts triumphant and fascinated WHAT IS GOING ON ]

[sharktrash]

[ sdfsdfhk C E A S E ]

I don't usually have girls patting down my face!!

[ what does it mean ]

[phaseshifter]

[ OH NO SQUALO ]

...You can make enough sex jokes to turn the air freaking blue, but you can't deal with face touching?

[ she's trying VERY hard to not crack up ]

 

 

 

[ trying and failing jsyk ]

[sharktrash]

THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING!!

[ getting huffy now. how dare you. how dare ]

[ it's also sad but true because any actual sex he may have had was probably paid ]

[ this is different. this is like emotions and hugging ]

[ OH NO I'M ALLERGIC ]

[phaseshifter]

Well - no, it's not, because one is kind of a little more intimate than the other and I'm pretty sure that we'd disagree about which one? Look how flustered you are oh my god. It's precious. You're precious.

[ sorry but she's absolutely fucking delighted about this WHO'S LAUGHING NOW ]

[sharktrash]

[ NOBODY IS FUCKING LAUGHING ]

There's nothing fuckin' intimate about sex -- oh my god SHUT UP.

[phaseshifter]

My dude, it is literally otherwise known as getting intimate. You can't really think there's nothing intimate about it! Unless it's VERY different in your world to how it's supposed to be in mine I guess.

[sharktrash]

There can be, just doesn't have to. It doesn't need to mean anything, you don't even need to like that person or see them ever again, y'know?

[ mEANWHILE FACE TOUCHING IS A GIANT COMMITMENT ]

[phaseshifter]

Well, I... guess that's... you'd know more than I would. I think I'd still argue that there's a degree of intimacy involved just by the - the nature of it, but...

[ HEY WAIT, ]

-- But it's not like patting your face means we're freaking married or anything! I'd have to touch it with both hands for that.

[ wiggling her TERRIFYING INTIMACY FINGERS threateningly like some kind of giggly helldemon, so fuckin rude ]

[sharktrash]

Sure. It's really easy to kill someone at that time.

[ implying what..... ]



[ SHOVES HER THREATENINGLY WIGGLING FINGERS OFF though it's probably considerably gentle for him. ]

I'm not fucking twelve!!

[ he knows that, okay. but it's still a lot more loaded than he's bargained for ]

[phaseshifter]

[ teehee cackle giggle RECORD SCRATCH ]

...dude, do you actually know someone who - uh - who got shanked while doing the do? That was kinda a. Quick answer, there.

[ look sometimes you JUST GOTTA ASK ]