IC ANON MEME: delicious mold edition??

[phaseshifter]

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[jumpthegun]

I really wouldn't want to have to hurt you, Alfie.

[devoutish]

Ah, John, you're far too sentimental for that.

[jumpthegun]

You've never seen me beat Sherlock down, darling. I wouldn't test it.

[devoutish]

Careful, sweetie, saying things like that makes people here talk.

[jumpthegun]

I've been told people do little else, love.

[devoutish]

Well, at least it'll give the chatterboxes some new configurations and all. But will Sherlock be jealous?

[jumpthegun]

God knows they'll probably say it's all three of us together with me whipping the pair of you, or something.

[devoutish]

Whipping us?

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[jumpthegun]

People are big on BDSM around here. I dunno why. We get tortured enough, you'd think people'd be put off of it.

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[devoutish]

I haven't got any idea what that means, mate. "BDSM".

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[jumpthegun]

It's, uh... I think it's bondage, dominance, submission, and masochism? Or maybe it's sadism and masochism? It's all the whips and chains and slaves and masters and things like that.

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[devoutish]

John Watson, the things you get up to in the future.

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[jumpthegun]

Wha- I don't get up to that. I mean. People do. Sometimes. People have their preferences. And there's nothing wrong with a bit of some of that. If your partner likes it.

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[devoutish]

You like being choked, don't you. I seem to remember this has come up before.

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[jumpthegun]

No! For godssake!

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[devoutish]

Then you were nearly choked to death by someone very unfriendly. I see.

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[jumpthegun]

Sherlock's been nearly choked to death. I just keep getting beat 'round the head.

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[devoutish]

No, no; you told me once that you couldn't come on audio because Mary had been choking you consensually and your throat was hurting you. I remember these things, mate.

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[jumpthegun]

I never said that! [He would never tell anyone that, he's pretty sure. Did he say that? Oh, god. He doesn't remember saying that, but he might have to try to put Alfie off of talking to him.] The only person who's choked me here is Bucky!

[There's a beat.]

Don't.

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[devoutish]

Ah.

Were you trying to protect him, then?

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[jumpthegun]

No.

[Maybe if he just says as little as possible, this too shall pass.]

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[devoutish]

Yeah. Yeah, I think it was.

Why did he do it? Are you all right now, mate?

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[jumpthegun]

I'm fine. And that's... confidential.

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[devoutish]

I worry about you, John. I honestly do.

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[jumpthegun]

This was months ago, Alfie. There's nothing to worry about.