TFLN Meme!

[maskintape]

Golly gosh it's time to get inutterably bladdered (or hyped on sugar if you're a lil kid idk) because here's the


TEXTS FROM SNOWHELL MEME

comment with a TFLN from your character

tag other characters' texts and mock/sympathise/yell at them accordingly

engage in extreme silliness

seriously everyone knows how tfln works right

this is just the superior snowy version

have fun, nerdfaces

Comments

[carrywithyou]

A
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Cullen's penis.

B
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place.

C
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.

[genreblindness]

A
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.

B
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater

C
my mouth tastes like poor choices

[maskintape]

A
I was having a seizure right in front of you
and you asked
"so there's no more donuts"

B
any interest in drunk sledding later?
if not
any interest in taking me to the hospital later?

C
I get so lonely sometimes I set my tablet alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me

[youarethebandits]

A
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like you just lost 10 pounds

B
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.

C
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.

[phaseshifter]

A
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

B
...and all my underwear is outside in the snow because????

C
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice??? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. =u=

B

[phaseshifter]

not even when

 

 

no, actually, I'm pretty sure you're right. ¬_¬;;;; that poor pony! >:C

A

[genreblindness]

Oh
sorry for that I guess?
Though I still really wish there were donuts

B

[carrywithyou]

That would depend. Can I drag you to the hospital on the sled?

C

[maskintape]

dude that is likethe worst come on I ever heard
stop pls you're embarrassing yourself

C

[maskintape]

is that seriously another thing dragons can breathe in your world
because wow screw THAT

[youarethebandits]

You can't judge me, I only make excellent pony decisions.

[maskintape]

well yeah that's a given
the only thing I would appreciate more than donuts rn is like
not twitching on the floor while my bff has the munchies

[coleader]

( 1 ) I have a black eye, again. And don't know why, again.
( 2 ) We're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside.
( 3 ) Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping Doritos in Cabernet.

[carrywithyou]

No.

Wait.

No. But they definitely spew out substances.

[genreblindness]

oh my god SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP

[phaseshifter]

I can and I will!! my courage is bolstered by alcohol and independence and FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! \>O</ </font>

[maskintape]

idk tbh you're kind of
noodle army
noodle arm-y
you;re not an army of noodles that'd be messed up
my point is idk if you'd have the muscle for it

c

[coleader]

As insightful as that is... I would be puking up a lot more "Funyuns" than sadness.

[maskintape]

that sounds
way grosser than the legends
like it makes it sound like they BARF fire more than breathe it

tell me they don't

[genreblindness]

Sorry. Again.
But hey at least you're not running around with a mask on rn
So yay?

[carrywithyou]

That was my worry. If I had my magic, I might have been able to levitate the sled at least.

[maskintape]

never
ripping on you is like my JOB if I don't do it who will
you're welcome for this valuable service

[carrywithyou]

What are Funyuns? They sound like a made up word.

2

[maskintape]

so
see you in the obits this time tomorrow then right

[carrywithyou]

I actually don't know how they do it.

That's probably not the answer you wanted to hear.