TFLN Meme!

[maskintape]

Golly gosh it's time to get inutterably bladdered (or hyped on sugar if you're a lil kid idk) because here's the


TEXTS FROM SNOWHELL MEME

comment with a TFLN from your character

tag other characters' texts and mock/sympathise/yell at them accordingly

engage in extreme silliness

seriously everyone knows how tfln works right

this is just the superior snowy version

have fun, nerdfaces

Comments

[carrywithyou]

A
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Cullen's penis.

B
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place.

C
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.

C

[maskintape]

is that seriously another thing dragons can breathe in your world
because wow screw THAT

c

[coleader]

As insightful as that is... I would be puking up a lot more "Funyuns" than sadness.

[blessedmaiden]

B
I'm pretty sure you can make more ice cream just collecting the snow outside.

A

[whiteknightnecromancer]

we/ who else was cullen showing his penis to/

[genreblindness]

A
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.

B
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater

C
my mouth tastes like poor choices

C

[maskintape]

dude that is likethe worst come on I ever heard
stop pls you're embarrassing yourself

a

[coleader]

Tell me they're not ACTUAL drugs for horses.

[maskintape]

A
I was having a seizure right in front of you
and you asked
"so there's no more donuts"

B
any interest in drunk sledding later?
if not
any interest in taking me to the hospital later?

C
I get so lonely sometimes I set my tablet alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me

A

[genreblindness]

Oh
sorry for that I guess?
Though I still really wish there were donuts

[youarethebandits]

A
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like you just lost 10 pounds

B
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.

C
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.

B

[phaseshifter]

not even when

 

 

no, actually, I'm pretty sure you're right. ¬_¬;;;; that poor pony! >:C

[phaseshifter]

A
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

B
...and all my underwear is outside in the snow because????

C
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice??? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. =u=

B

[keepscalm]

I can only hope it was an ill-planned attempt to do laundry.

[coleader]

( 1 ) I have a black eye, again. And don't know why, again.
( 2 ) We're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside.
( 3 ) Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping Doritos in Cabernet.

2

[maskintape]

so
see you in the obits this time tomorrow then right

[keepscalm]

A❧
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.

B❧
I have feelings that need drinking.

C❧
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?

D❧
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.

E❧
[or, send him a fitting text]

A

[averytinyparticle]

did you name it

[rattlingthestars]

A

The only ground rules are nobody's allowed to come that will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get eaten?"

B

the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation

C

With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

A.

[swatsflies]

What about "what if we get caught?"
Man, they aren't going to be happy when they find out.

[heroproceeding]

A
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake.

B
Our house almost burnt down last night.

C
Also I fully disclose I puked in the bed last night.

D
I think I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while texting.

B

[rattlingthestars]

You're exaggerating.

[headjacked]

A

How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?

B

come help me. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.

C

What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?

B

[phaseshifter]

Ew. XP wait I don't HAVE any pants!!! OnO;;;;;

[cloneprincess]

A
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?

B
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.

C
I'm experimenting with sincerity

C

[keepscalm]

I don't recommend that. It's rarely a good idea.

[forfeits]

a. you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
b. there's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
c. Yyu threw up in your own shoe then wore it home

A

[rattlingthestars]

You were doing pretty well for a drunk guy.

[disarrayed]

a. im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
b. i'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you all the time.
c. i just walked in on my everyone playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.

b

[coleader]

Very funny. I know where you sleep, you know.

[silverfuller]

A were we unicorns we would fly together. like in a pack.

B Appearently I went across the snows last night demanding to ride my neighbors horse... How much did I drink?

C please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.

B

[rattlingthestars]

A lot.

Hint: nobody has a horse.

[blessedmaiden]

A
Built the cutest snowman. It fell on its side and it's not moving. Is he dead? Send help, plz.

B
I rejected him and he's still crying in my bathroom, drunk. Send help, I mean, he wasn't even courting me. please.

C
You can keep your alcohol, I've got pretty mushrooms.

D
Ninjas, Pirates or Zombies?

[whiteknightnecromancer]

A I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?

B I think he's only dating me for my ass...

C just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.

[baymaxing]

1: Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.

2: It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.

3: Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?

4: Just once I'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it

1

[rattlingthestars]

Thanks for your support, pal.

[fifty]

A
I need 2 find my pants a way out of here & a cheeseburger

B
dude y did I wake up w ketchup packets in my bed & the stove in my room??

C
I swear 2 god if u drunkenly correct my grammar 1 more time Im cutting u off

D
(or just send America a text)

[swatsflies]

A
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.

B
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING

C
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.