Dear Abby except we're all Abby and there are plenty of us who probably shouldn't be Abby

[despiteeverything]

The
Advice Meme



So let's say your character is feeling charitable, and in the spirit of helping others, opens an advice column where they can dispense their wisdom. What? Your character is the opposite of charitable and helpful? Then they're doing it for lulz. Make up your own reasons, there are no meme police.

Aight, here's how it works:
1. Post a toplevel for your character.
2. Under anonymous (or not, who cares really), have your character ask for advice from a toplevel character.
3. There's no number 3. Go nuts, fam.

Stolen shamelessly from Forest Covered

Comments

Frisk | Undertale

[despiteeverything]

[Ask the 11 year old for advice do it do it do it]

Miranda | Mass Effect

[cloneprincess]

[ spoilers: just shoot them ]

Jim Hawkins | Treasure Planet

[rattlingthestars]

[ but why ]

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII

[powersouls]

[why would you ask her for advice ever though]

Dorian Pavus | Dragon Age

[whiteknightnecromancer]

Re: Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII

[(Anonymous)]

um...

what do you do if you have somebody you wanna help, but everybody says you shouldn't?

[powersouls]

I guess it depends. Why is everyone telling you not to help them?

America | Hetalia

[fifty]

[You know you want to ask this guy for advice on your problems. Do it.]

Enoch | El Shaddai

[warriorscribe]

[Because advice from a 400-year-old guy from the ancient Middle East is totally going to always be relevant to your standards.]

Haurchefant Greystone | Final Fantasy XIV

[silverfuller]

Ginger Hale | Original

[lacecase]

Nathan Young | Misfits

[notaquaman]

[Nobody can give better advice come on.]

Quark | Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward

[averytinyparticle]

Brian/Hoody | Marble Hornets

[0thingsonmymind]

*No promises on the advice making sense*

Stein | Soul Eater

[circumsutus]

Handsome Jack | Borderlands

[youarethebandits]

[Don't do it don't ask Jack for advice]

Jay Merrick | Marble Hornets

[genreblindness]

[(Anonymous)]

how much information should be shared to get people to help solve things?

Tim Wright | Marble Hornets

[maskintape]

Angel | Borderlands

[phaseshifter]

[(Anonymous)]

Any tips on solving codes and ciphers left by people who think that's a totally reasonable way of communicating with others?

Asking for a friend.

[0thingsonmymind]

codes are not hard
they make sense if you
think
about them

[(Anonymous)]

how do you get people to do what they need to do when they won't on their own?

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Handsome Jack,

I need your advice. I am currently trapped in a basement with only two tall older men for company. It gets cold down here at night and I am very worried that my continued imprisonment will lead to cuddling for warmth, intimately, which would really make my crazy father pissed peeved. What do you advise?

- A Concerned Daughter

P.S. If you had mace, where would you keep it??

[(Anonymous)]

I keep catching my bff staring longingly at my sweet sideburns. How do I tell if he's staring lustfully or covetously? Do you have any tips on stopping potential sideburn thieves?