Dear Abby except we're all Abby and there are plenty of us who probably shouldn't be Abby

[despiteeverything]

The
Advice Meme



So let's say your character is feeling charitable, and in the spirit of helping others, opens an advice column where they can dispense their wisdom. What? Your character is the opposite of charitable and helpful? Then they're doing it for lulz. Make up your own reasons, there are no meme police.

Aight, here's how it works:
1. Post a toplevel for your character.
2. Under anonymous (or not, who cares really), have your character ask for advice from a toplevel character.
3. There's no number 3. Go nuts, fam.

Stolen shamelessly from Forest Covered

Comments

Frisk | Undertale

[despiteeverything]

[Ask the 11 year old for advice do it do it do it]

Re: Frisk | Undertale

[(Anonymous)]

what is the best way to communicate with something that wants to devour you?

[(Anonymous)]

How do you organize a party in space?

Miranda | Mass Effect

[cloneprincess]

[ spoilers: just shoot them ]

Jim Hawkins | Treasure Planet

[rattlingthestars]

[ but why ]

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII

[powersouls]

[why would you ask her for advice ever though]

Re: Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII

[(Anonymous)]

um...

what do you do if you have somebody you wanna help, but everybody says you shouldn't?

Dorian Pavus | Dragon Age

[whiteknightnecromancer]

[(Anonymous)]

Tips on taking care of your facial hair in a snowy hellscape?

America | Hetalia

[fifty]

[You know you want to ask this guy for advice on your problems. Do it.]

Enoch | El Shaddai

[warriorscribe]

[Because advice from a 400-year-old guy from the ancient Middle East is totally going to always be relevant to your standards.]

Haurchefant Greystone | Final Fantasy XIV

[silverfuller]

Ginger Hale | Original

[lacecase]

Nathan Young | Misfits

[notaquaman]

[Nobody can give better advice come on.]

Quark | Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward

[averytinyparticle]

Brian/Hoody | Marble Hornets

[0thingsonmymind]

*No promises on the advice making sense*

[(Anonymous)]

Any tips on solving codes and ciphers left by people who think that's a totally reasonable way of communicating with others?

Asking for a friend.

Stein | Soul Eater

[circumsutus]

Handsome Jack | Borderlands

[youarethebandits]

[Don't do it don't ask Jack for advice]

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Handsome Jack,

I need your advice. I am currently trapped in a basement with only two tall older men for company. It gets cold down here at night and I am very worried that my continued imprisonment will lead to cuddling for warmth, intimately, which would really make my crazy father pissed peeved. What do you advise?

- A Concerned Daughter

P.S. If you had mace, where would you keep it??

Jay Merrick | Marble Hornets

[genreblindness]

[(Anonymous)]

how much information should be shared to get people to help solve things?

Tim Wright | Marble Hornets

[maskintape]

[(Anonymous)]

how do you get people to do what they need to do when they won't on their own?

Angel | Borderlands

[phaseshifter]

Re: Angel | Borderlands

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Angel,

as someone on the older-in-a-distinguishedly-handsome-way side, I sometimes get confused by what's "cool" and "hip" with the kids these days. My daughter has lately been displaying a frankly disturbing lack of concern for her own life, even to the point of intentionally hurting herself just to upset me! Is this a popular trend? How do I get her to take better care of herself?

-Love, A Concerned Father

Rhys | Borderlands

[headjacked]

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Rhys,

I recently found out that someone I know has someone ELSE I know in his head. How do you suggest I go about checking if the other person is present and listening in, in future? I was thinking maybe a complex code made up of clicks, whistles and eyebrow gestures. But maybe you have a better idea?

- Obvious Pseudonym

Emmanellain de Fortemps | Final Fantasy XIV

[boozegeoisie]

[(Anonymous)]

I was just wondering, how do I get guys to stop flirting with me? It usually happens when we're talking about something more important, and it's frustrating.

Zell Dincht | Final Fantasy VIII

[swatsflies]

Steve Rogers | Marvel Cinematic Universe

[starsandtights]

[Go ahead. It's OK, he's used to people treating him like someone who is wise and knows stuff, even if he's not sure how that happened.]

sans | undertale

[bonefriend]