Agony Aunt Meme

[majorlazer]

Aight, losers, time for some IC advice! Feel like sharing your wealth of knowledge of the ~world~ with the rest of your Norfinbury people? Now's your chance! Feel like wrecking them a lil bit? You can do that too!

Here's how it works:
1. Post a toplevel for your character.
2. Under anonymous (or not, who cares really), have your character ask for advice from a toplevel character.
3. Have fun, don't, I don't really care

Comments

Zach Spencer @zachtastic

[majorlazer]

at your own risk, etc etc

Handsome Jack @hjack69

[youarethebandits]

advice may or may not be extremely terrible

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Uncle Handsome Jack who is not my uncle and I'm not a hundred percent sure what one is anyway,

What is your advice for dealing with haters who are jealous of your heroism and great hair? I figure that if anybody around this shithive will understand my problem, it is you. Plus I wouldn't ask most of these losers for advice anyway. Like, seriously. Holy fuck.

Yours hopefully,

hjack69fan88

PS do you have any signed photos or whatever? Asking for a friend.

Tifa Lockhart @lockhart

[powersouls]

okay advice, but probably super hypocritical

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Tifa,

I have a friend who is crushing really freaking hard on somebody but she won't tell him even though she is in snowheck and has nothing to lose and he is 99% likely to like her back because she's really pretty and nice. How do I get her to let him know already? Force isn't an option because she could kick my butt one-handed.

- anonymous xoxoxox

Angel @guardian

[phaseshifter]

advice will probably be "now kiss" ftr

[(Anonymous)]

I have a friend whose clothes make him look like a giant tool, but he thinks he looks awesome. Should I stage an intervention?

Jade Harley @gardenGnostic

[eclecticbassist]

Fiona @enhance

[plundering]

decent (?) but morally questionable advice with a possible side of intense judging

Vriska Serket @arachnidsGrip

[fairygodtroll]

will help you make decisions almost as great as her own, what can go wrong

Peggy Carter @besame

[1946redvelvet]

Will indeed try my best

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have any advice on how to approach someone about, um... romance?

Frisk @determination

[despiteeverything]

decent enough advice for an 11 year old

Ellie @endureandsurvive

[brickmaster]

Any profanity or sarcasm is included free of charge

House; @hotstud_xxx

[rubikscomplex]

The doctor is in.

[(Anonymous)]

What's your opinion on treatment for fifteen self-inflicted bash wounds to the head?

Luna @milkevoli

[brokethefirst]

shiro fujimoto, @frfujimoto

[lionson]

Probably one of the more reliable sources of advice right now.

[(Anonymous)]

How does one dispose of a flesh golem?

Rhys @dickcheese

[headjacked]

not the best source of advice but look at that face, LOOK AT IT

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Rhys,

I'm currently keeping kind of a big secret from somebody. Only by omission! And they could find it out for themselves if they wanted to pretty easily. But it's still a pretty significant thing, and to make it worse they're a friend of a friend and I really don't want to make a bad impression on them.

What should I do??

- A brat xoxoxo

Cloud Strife @fenrir

[meteorrains]

Free lessons on how to make terrible life decisions.

Re: Cloud Strife @fenrir

[(Anonymous)]

How do you pull off fashion choices that your friends make fun of?

Steve Rogers @CaptSteveRogers

[starsandtights]

warning: at best he only looks like he knows what he's doing

if he's lucky

[(Anonymous)]

In your opinion, what's the best way to woo a girl?

Rydia of Mist @Rdua

[blessedmaiden]

Poor life decisions maker

Toriel @snailfan98

[inruins]

Prepare for mom-ing.

Squall "Leon" Leonhart @Griever

[canyouhandlethismany]

Way too silent and grumpy

Terezi Pyrope @gallowsCalibrator

[iustitia]

[rattlingthestars]

have you tried sulking about it? No? What about jumping off a cliff?

[(Anonymous)]

How do you convince someone they are worth so much more than they think?

Ecks | @Ecks

[ecks]

Because she's such a font of wisdom and life experience.

Dr. Stein | Soul Eater

[circumsutus]

trust me, I'm a doctor

Haurchefant Greystone @haurchefant

[silverfuller]

he has a fit bod, you can have one too! ASK HIM HOW! (do not ask him how)

[(Anonymous)]

How did you get so unbelievably shredded?

Jack White @gravedigger

[harlequinofhate]

add another number to your list of poor life choices

[(Anonymous)]

How do you get up close and personal enough to get kissed by Catwoman? Me-ow.