tl;dr cr meme

[powersouls]

tl;dr cr meme

1. Post with your character.
2. When people tag you, respond with emotionally compromising essays about what their character means to yours! Or doesn't.
3. Cry a lot.

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Dr. House

[rubikscomplex]

[silverfuller]

SER HOUSE.

Pretend the clown is in this inquiry too.

[rubikscomplex]

Haurchefant
Ever the dauntless elf. House's feelings about Hauchefant are somewhat complicated in that the lug's sort of grown on him. Not like he's going to break down crying if Haurchefant dies permanently, but he'd be kind of '...oh.' And then be quiet for a while unless someone asks him about it and then he'd have to prove he doesn't care by calling Haurche an optimistic and self-sacrificing moron. Which he is. He might mockingly call the guy a cinnamon roll, too good for this world, or equivalent, as well. House still has no desire to hang out with the guy unless he needs Haurche for something, but he's learned to tolerate Haurche. And tolerance is almost like liking for House. What he needs Haurchefant for is probably something to do with physical strength because god knows House has no respect for the poor guy's mental prowess.

Joker
GET OUT OF HIS HEAD AND STAY OUT OF IT, MURDERCLOWN. No, but really, House's feelings toward the Joker are Complicated (TM). On the one hand, murderclown straight up murdered him and has murdered lots and lots of other people and threatened a young girl and is horrible and insane... But on the other hand, he's one of the few people who does seem to Get It. He's entertaining to banter with and is one of House's preferred people for bouncing things off of because he thinks in off-the-wall ways that aren't so out there (like Beckett's 'it's all a mystical being of infinite power' thing) that it puts him off. And he gets House's references and can snark back and forth with him across multiple languages. There's the vaguest, grudging respect he holds for Joker's intellect. And House can totally agree that he had it coming with the murder. That being said, he still has no desire to be within a 10-mile radius of the Joker. The man terrifies him on a primal level. He's like a high speed rail crash - something best watched and admired for the fucked-up-ed-ness of it at a distance.

[headjacked]

hahahahahahahaha

[rubikscomplex]

Well, he hates Rhys slightly less than he did before??? Mainly because he's gotta give some level of props to a guy who fries his brain for answers. The AI inside Rhys' head, though? That guy can get bent. Repeatedly. He thinks that people cut Rhys way too much slack, but that he's still, more or less, Angel's lapdog and she's the one pulling the strings.

He'd probably assist the noodleman if absolutely necessary. But only if absolutely necessary.

[powersouls]

they're bffs right?

[rubikscomplex]

Total BFFsies~!

Rather, House is overall pretty neutral about Tifa. She reminds him a little bit of Cameron, just with more spine and less useful input for whiteboard brainstorming. That whole... caring thing she does. He hasn't really seen how she's useful apart from as entertainment and co-starring in the role of the 'Unobtainable Hot Chick of Norfinbury.' He does enjoy teasing her because she's easy, but she's a little too easy to really pique his interest. Sorry, Tifster. If someone someone asked what he thought about her and he didn't slide automatically into douchebag mode, he'd probably shrug and say 'Eh... mama bear.'

[devoutish]

hello fake gangster

[rubikscomplex]

Alfie is hilarious to pick at. Why so serious, boss? House is still forming an opinion of the guy, but he definitely thinks Alfie is intelligent - he'll call it paranoia to Alfie's face, but keeping most of his convos private is smarter than the average bear. It's especially so for someone from the past who figured out the filters system so quickly. While he might not act it, House does have some level of mild respect for the guy. That intelligence does mean that House is ever so slightly wary of the man. Not so much in being afraid of him physically (although, House doesn't really want to run into him), but being concerned that Alfie is good at reading people. House does like to be aggravating with the mostly text thing, but part of the reason he sticks to that is that it's just easier to hide any sort of reaction or emotion that gives things away.

Mostly he'd like to just keep watching and messing with Alfie as he can, maybe engaging him in actually constructive dialogue now and again. As you do.

[armoured]

boop

[rubikscomplex]

Like Haurchefant, Alphonse is one of those people that has semi-grown on House. He's an annoying little brat who's way too optimistic and sensitive, but he's... still a little kid. Who can bleed and be blinded. Somehow??? House has no idea what to think of that, bro. Stop. You're empty armor. Stop that. In any case, he has no desire to actively engage with Al on a regular basis and still delights in tearing into him with cynicism. If he made Al cry or actually give up on him, it might be a minor (admittedly Pyrrhic) victory, but it would be a victory. One he would hate himself for, but still probably lord over Al because House has Problems (TM). But until that point, he's ever so slightly concerned with Al's physical, if not emotional, well-being. Don't die or whatever.

[meteorrains]

Hell friend I am here for this

[rubikscomplex]

I'm not sure if that's an appropriate Freudian Slip or an intentional typo. Cloud can be House's 'hell friend.' SURE.

Mostly he's kind of 'eh...' about the guy so far. Learn to not hide things from him, Cloud. It's really annoying when he's slipping into doctor mode. He's also mildly concerned that Cloud saw him being antsy down in the morgue, but it's not like it's a big secret that he died down there. Suck for you if you don't read the network archives, Cloud. House has decided that Cloud's entertaining for nicknames, though. He will never be Cloud Strife. Only Angry Skywater and the like.

[eclecticbassist]

waddup?? ?

[rubikscomplex]

Doge girl. House has a surprisingly positive opinion of Jade... probably because they haven't interacted much outside of her calling for the Admin to fix him when he was sort of dying from strangulation. Her adamance about his meds during Vicodingate also places her as someone who Gets It and whom he can Use, potentially. <<

If she could stop distracting Brian and making him have too many emotions, that would be nice. Don't break his answers buddy, Dogbreath. But... fixing him a little would be okay. Maybe. She hasn't made herself a target to him, yet, which also helps her standing in his personal books.

[brokethefirst]

Please, tell her more about how much you hate her.

[rubikscomplex]

House doesn't have a whole lot of morals, nor does he particularly value honesty, but if you don't have the spine to fight back tooth and nail against someone making you play out a murder game where there's a little kid involved? Yeah. He's got zero respect. Even after going through deletion with Luna, he's too far onto the chaos side of the chaos vs. order to ever consider that that was the worse option. He thinks she's weak and a coward, unworthy of the sympathy and affection that she receives. It doesn't matter if it was 'for the greater good.' You find a better way than just following along with orders.

He's probably be incapable of actually letting her die if he was there to do something because she does still have the appearance of a pretty young woman, but he's also not going to feel sorry for her dying. I'm sorry, Luna. 8(

Re: Dr. House

[0thingsonmymind]

:|

[rubikscomplex]

Oh, look, it's a fellow Seeker of Answers. House has a someone dual opinion about Brian. On one side, the doctor in him sees a very sick young man with a mysterious and impossible illness that wants an explanation that isn't supernatural. On the other side, Brian is one of the few people House doesn't want to actively alienate. Mainly because he doesn't care and that's refreshing. Also, though, because he will place the pursuit of answers above happiness or friendship, or whatever else these other people think is more important than finding a way to permanently break the Norfinbury machine. If he had the tools to, he'd want to study Brian, but barring that, he's content enough to work with the guy.

After the dream, he's going to be a little bit worried about being able to stop Brian from being hurt, but only mildly so, and it's nothing that he can't shrug off.

[ecks]

Science, though.

[despiteeverything]

So have things changed at all

[heavensreader]

what's her smolcred score

[bookofnope]

Yeeaaaah about that

[averytinyparticle]

Hey Doc!

Re: Dr. House

[circumsutus]

Yo fellow doctor!