"NEVER HAVE I EVER" MEME

[devoutish]

Based on that drinking game! Comment with your characters admitting to things they have never done (one confession per comment for ease of replying, but feel free to make as many comments as you want), particularly if it's surprising or unusual - ex. "Never have I ever felt remorse for a life I took" or "Before Norfinbury, never had I ever seen snow". Characters who have done these things must comment and admit to it (details not required, but welcome!). Spark discussion! Anger! Commiseration! Shock and awe at who has/hasn't done what! Threadjacking highly encouraged; nothing is private here.

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[devoutish]

Never have I ever been up in an airplane.

[phaseshifter]

Do space shuttles count? I'm not sure how finely we're supposed to be splitting hairs.

[devoutish]

Before Norfinbury, never had I ever spoken with someone who wasn't a human.

[brokethefirst]

I have. There were a couple different things, actually.

[devoutish]

Never have I ever eaten pork.

[bywolves]

I have. That's all we can eat, on the road.

[brokethefirst]

Never have I ever seen an ocean. Or, um... any large body of water, really.

[devoutish]

I have. Brighton or Margate, in the summer.

[heroproceeding]

Let's see... Never have I ever... huh. [ He's going to take a moment to rub the back of his neck. ] Never have I ever... read an entire book before, I guess? One of those really thick ones anyway.

[brokethefirst]

Oh, I've done this before.

You should try it sometime, Zack. Finishing a long book is... fulfilling, I think.

[majorlazer]

Played that with Steph.

Never have I ever...gone trick or treating.

[bywolves]

I have no idea what that is.

[averytinyparticle]

Never have I ever seen a blue sky.

[brokethefirst]

[Ah, yes.]

Pictures of the Earth used to look so pretty in the past, didn't they?

...Quark, do you ever wonder if Norfinbury's sky is still blue?

[bywolves]

Never have I ever died.

[devoutish]

Well.

[meteorrains]

Never have I ever spoken to my father.

[devoutish]

Mm. Can't say no to this one.

[jumpthegun]

Never have I ever lost a game of Cluedo in the last five years. It's a murder-mystery board game for anyone from other times and places.

[devoutish]

I bet you haven't.

[NEEDLE NEEDLE NEEDLE.]

[bywolves]

Never have I ever made a passionate, empowering speech about friendship. [ Now he's just needling people. ]

[powersouls]

What counts as a "passionate, empowering speech"?

[plundering]

Never have I ever screwed up someone else's ten million dollar deal using only my own stupidity.

[POINTED NEEDLING AT RHYS AND VAUGHN.]

[meteorrains]

Sounds like you need better friends.

[powersouls]

Never have I ever used a weapon in a fight.

[bywolves]

[ Metaphorical drink here, also: ] You don't need one.

[bywolves]

Never have I ever regretted killing someone.

[plundering]

Gold star.

[meteorrains]

Never have I ever regretted kissing someone.

[bywolves]

[ Nose wrinkle. He has, but he doesn't want to say it. ]

[silverfuller]

Never have I ever....

[Long pause. Uh. Uh.]

Never have I ever, ah... Warmed myself with the company of one not of my world.

[devoutish]

You mean the type of warming I think you mean, yeah?

[harlequinofhate]

Never have I ever been to Atlantis on porpoise.

[seekthelight]

..Does it count if I was a half porpoise and in Atlantica?

[blueteamproblems]

Before coming here, never have I ever seen my own face in over two years.

[harlequinofhate]

Ya weren't missing much.

[phaseshifter]

Never have I ever kissed anyone. Romantically, I mean.

[ fishing for gossip??? WOULD SHE EVER?????????? ]

[meteorrains]

That explains a lot.

[harlequinofhate]

Never have I ever felt remorse.

What a useless emotion.

[devoutish]

Can't deny that I have. Is admitting that gonna fuel Dr. Watson's quest to turn me into a better person?

[heavensreader]

Never have I ever been to England.

[devoutish]

You should visit someday.

[rubikscomplex]

Never have I ever lied to my mom.

[devoutish]

I have. Yeah.

Not even as a child?

[ecks]

Never have I ever stolen anything.

[devoutish]

I have.

Aren't we all stealing things from the houses here?

[blessedmaiden]

Never have I ever learnt how to swim.

[devoutish]

I learned as a kid.