AGESWAP MEME

[phaseshifter]

hark, it's an


AGESWAP MEME

oh shit your character has been aged up? or down? or both??

admin probably did it, who fucking knows

looks like it's time to write some toplevel(s) and tag around for ~*SHENANIGANS*~

"oh but my character was never a kid/will never get old"

JUST EDIT THEIR CANON POINT OR TAG AROUND IDEK

I'm not your mom

or am I

have fun, fuckos

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Church

[blueteamproblems]

[Tonight, as you search through the house you find yourself in, you'll discover that someone has apparently left their tablet behind. It's just lying there on a table, completely unattended. Weirdly, though, it seems to still be switched on?

It's not accessing the network at the moment, though, which makes it a little surprising when it speaks to you.]

Hey, mind helping me out a bit? I'm kind of limited in what I can do right now.

[Hey, that's a voice you might recognise! It's Church! And he doesn't sound particularly grumpy for once!]

[phaseshifter]

[ Dude.

DUDE.

D! UDE!!!!!! ]

Church? What happened?

[ And why are her cuteness senses tingling?? Just gonna. Pick up that tablet. ]

[blueteamproblems]

Well, that's kiiiiind of a complicated question. Let's just say that for the time being, I'm stuck inside this tablet.

[And now there's a little blueish-white avatar of him on screen! Not that she'd recognise it as obviously him, because she's never seen him in armour, but shh.]

[phaseshifter]

[ She may not recognise the armour but SHE SURE DOES RECOGNISE AIS USING GLOWY BLUE DIGITAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THEMSELVES ]

Oh my god.

You are so cute and I am never going to let you live this down.

[blueteamproblems]

[The little haloman snorts and tilts his head in a way that somehow makes it clear that he's raising his eyebrows.]

Can't say I've been called cute before, but sure. I'll take a compliment.

[phaseshifter]

You're just accepting that? Wow, okay. See you tee eee.

[ This is some death loss! Assuming that's what it is. Memory loss with an appropriate form change? ]

How old are you, Church? Uh - how long have you been active?

[blueteamproblems]

You can say either way, it's not like there's that much of a difference. And, uh-

[His little avatar shifts uncomfortably, the sudden uncertainty more reminiscent of the usual Church than anything else about his demeanour.]

It should be about half a year, but. It looks like I'm having some memory issues.

[blueteamsproblem]

[ Oh no Church needs help

and he's invisible

DON'T WORRY BEST FRIEND, CABOOSE IS HERE and is shooting a stream of confetti across the room because that's how you help people

right ]

I AM HELPING!

[blueteamproblems]

Yeah, you sure are. Great job.

[blueteamsproblem]

Where are you, Church? I cannot see you.

[ Excuse him while he checks under the nearest couch. NOPE. ]

Freckles. Is he in there with you.

'NEGATORY.'

[blueteamproblems]

Over here, I'm in the tablet.

[MAN IT SUCKS NOT HAVING HOLOGRAPHIC DISPLAYS AS IS ONLY RIGHT AND PROPER

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE OF PEOPLE NOT WEARING POWER ARMOUR]