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snowblindmemes2017-03-26 09:08 pm
phaseshifter) wrote in snowblindmemes2017-03-26 09:08 pm
AGESWAP MEME
hark, it's an
AGESWAP MEME
hark, it's an
AGESWAP MEME
the laziest top level because I am SO BUSY but I love this meme
gangsterbaby
2017-03-26 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Who's this in the house you've been staying in? It's a little boy! He's about seven years old and is wandering around curiously, but he's not touching anything, because this isn't his shit and you don't touch other people's shit. He is wearing Alfie's coat and socks, though, because he's woken up in them. He swims in them and comes dangerously close to tripping a couple of times, but what can you do.
When he comes across a stranger, he'll pause, not afraid but a little suspicious.]
Yeah? Who're you, then?
[He's trying to sound rough like his dad, but. He's teeny.]
When he comes across a stranger, he'll pause, not afraid but a little suspicious.]
Yeah? Who're you, then?
[He's trying to sound rough like his dad, but. He's teeny.]
1 - BABBY
[ There is a little shit running around the police station. A little shit with very distinctive tattoos who's even shorter than usual. She looks about, what. Eight? Let's go with eight.
Anyway. When approached, she draws a pair of pistols. Finger pistols. HOW DANGEROUS. ]
Freeze, bandit! Hands up!!
[ DO AS SHE SAYS IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE ]
2 - LESS BABBY (but still relatively babby)
[ At first glance, Angel doesn't look too different to the way she usually does. There are lots of little tells that something is off, though - her hair isn't as lopsided, she looks much healthier (albeit just as pale), and she does seem to be a little younger. Four or five years, maybe?
She also looks freaking terrified, and on seeing anyone she'll bolt pretty much immediately. OH WELL, ]
[ There is a little shit running around the police station. A little shit with very distinctive tattoos who's even shorter than usual. She looks about, what. Eight? Let's go with eight.
Anyway. When approached, she draws a pair of pistols. Finger pistols. HOW DANGEROUS. ]
Freeze, bandit! Hands up!!
[ DO AS SHE SAYS IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE ]
2 - LESS BABBY (but still relatively babby)
[ At first glance, Angel doesn't look too different to the way she usually does. There are lots of little tells that something is off, though - her hair isn't as lopsided, she looks much healthier (albeit just as pale), and she does seem to be a little younger. Four or five years, maybe?
She also looks freaking terrified, and on seeing anyone she'll bolt pretty much immediately. OH WELL, ]
Uh. Hey there, kiddo.
[ Will Angel ever really feel 100% comfortable interacting with kidlets? The answer is no. Someone show up and save her from this one, pls. ]
I'm Angel. Are you lost? I mean - is there someone you should... be with? That I can help you find?
[ Will Angel ever really feel 100% comfortable interacting with kidlets? The answer is no. Someone show up and save her from this one, pls. ]
I'm Angel. Are you lost? I mean - is there someone you should... be with? That I can help you find?
[He hesitates, unsure if he should admit that he doesn't know where he is.]
James Solomons. My dad.
[There. People who know who his dad is know not to mess with him.]
James Solomons. My dad.
[There. People who know who his dad is know not to mess with him.]
Oh sh- f- shoot.
[ And this is suddenly EVEN MORE AWKWARD. Kid. Kid, where's your freaking beard. Cover your chin. It's indecent. ]
Well, I haven't... seen him around. You wanna tell me about him? So I can help you find him.
[ YEAH. ]
[ And this is suddenly EVEN MORE AWKWARD. Kid. Kid, where's your freaking beard. Cover your chin. It's indecent. ]
Well, I haven't... seen him around. You wanna tell me about him? So I can help you find him.
[ YEAH. ]
[ AWW YISS. He's going to come quietly.
Probably. Her dad says you should never trust a bandit, after all. She'd better keep her super deadly legendary pistols trained on him, just in case. ]
Okay, now you have to go in the jail! And give up all your stolen bandit things!
[ In the cell, bucko. No funny moves. ]
Probably. Her dad says you should never trust a bandit, after all. She'd better keep her super deadly legendary pistols trained on him, just in case. ]
Okay, now you have to go in the jail! And give up all your stolen bandit things!
[ In the cell, bucko. No funny moves. ]
[The censored swears get a tiny, cheeky grin out of him. He knows those words, lady.]
He's tall and big. He's got brown hair and a short beard, and glasses.
He's tall and big. He's got brown hair and a short beard, and glasses.
[Tonight, as you search through the house you find yourself in, you'll discover that someone has apparently left their tablet behind. It's just lying there on a table, completely unattended. Weirdly, though, it seems to still be switched on?
It's not accessing the network at the moment, though, which makes it a little surprising when it speaks to you.]
Hey, mind helping me out a bit? I'm kind of limited in what I can do right now.
[Hey, that's a voice you might recognise! It's Church! And he doesn't sound particularly grumpy for once!]
It's not accessing the network at the moment, though, which makes it a little surprising when it speaks to you.]
Hey, mind helping me out a bit? I'm kind of limited in what I can do right now.
[Hey, that's a voice you might recognise! It's Church! And he doesn't sound particularly grumpy for once!]
A short beard?
[ LOOK
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HER FOR ASSUMING THAT ALFIE'S DAD WOULD HAVE AN EVEN BEARDLIER BEARD THAN ALFIE
WE'RE TALKING SOME DUMBLEDORE LEVEL SHIT HERE ]
I haven't seen him. We'll have to ask around, um - are you hungry? I have a stale cookie and some ice cream.
[ Rhys won't mind. Much. Probably. Maybe. ]
[ LOOK
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HER FOR ASSUMING THAT ALFIE'S DAD WOULD HAVE AN EVEN BEARDLIER BEARD THAN ALFIE
WE'RE TALKING SOME DUMBLEDORE LEVEL SHIT HERE ]
I haven't seen him. We'll have to ask around, um - are you hungry? I have a stale cookie and some ice cream.
[ Rhys won't mind. Much. Probably. Maybe. ]
[He gives her a weird look.]
It's too cold for ice cream. Are you going to eat it?
[Seriously, lady.]
It's too cold for ice cream. Are you going to eat it?
[Seriously, lady.]
[ Dude.
DUDE.
D! UDE!!!!!! ]
Church? What happened?
[ And why are her cuteness senses tingling?? Just gonna. Pick up that tablet. ]
DUDE.
D! UDE!!!!!! ]
Church? What happened?
[ And why are her cuteness senses tingling?? Just gonna. Pick up that tablet. ]
I'm not a policeman. I'm a hero. And you - you just sorta walked in, and I was already here. So it was easy! To find you and stuff.
[ Babby Angel can be very very literal. It's a thing. ]
[ Babby Angel can be very very literal. It's a thing. ]
I kinda feel like you're judging me. Sometimes you just really need sugar, you know?
[ She offers the cookie instead. DOES THAT MEET WITH YOUR APPROVAL? YOUR HIGHNESS??????? ]
Oh...
[ That would be a better story, wouldn't it. Gosh diddly dang darn it. ]
Yes! I tracked you with satellites! And cameras, in the snow! And then - I was in space, and I had to get here fast, so I did - I got moonshotted here. BOOM!
[ Which doesn't feel entirely fair, now she thinks about it. Bandits don't get all that cool stuff. This one doesn't even have a gun! LAME? ]
[ That would be a better story, wouldn't it. Gosh diddly dang darn it. ]
Yes! I tracked you with satellites! And cameras, in the snow! And then - I was in space, and I had to get here fast, so I did - I got moonshotted here. BOOM!
[ Which doesn't feel entirely fair, now she thinks about it. Bandits don't get all that cool stuff. This one doesn't even have a gun! LAME? ]
Well, that's kiiiiind of a complicated question. Let's just say that for the time being, I'm stuck inside this tablet.
[And now there's a little blueish-white avatar of him on screen! Not that she'd recognise it as obviously him, because she's never seen him in armour, but shh.]
[And now there's a little blueish-white avatar of him on screen! Not that she'd recognise it as obviously him, because she's never seen him in armour, but shh.]
I'm not.
[He might be a little, but he's been taught to be respectful towards adults. Mostly.
He takes the cookie with a quick and quiet "thankyoumiss".]
[He might be a little, but he's been taught to be respectful towards adults. Mostly.
He takes the cookie with a quick and quiet "thankyoumiss".]
[ She may not recognise the armour but SHE SURE DOES RECOGNISE AIS USING GLOWY BLUE DIGITAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THEMSELVES ]
Oh my god.
You are so cute and I am never going to let you live this down.
Oh my god.
You are so cute and I am never going to let you live this down.
Did you? Goodness, no wonder you caught me. Nobody's ever tried any of that with me before. You're a natural, you are.
[He turns out his empty pockets, looking for something to give her that he doesn't... mind giving her. Oh, here, here's a pencil in his vest pocket. It has cartoon foxes on it! Total bandit loot.]
[He turns out his empty pockets, looking for something to give her that he doesn't... mind giving her. Oh, here, here's a pencil in his vest pocket. It has cartoon foxes on it! Total bandit loot.]
[ Oh no Church needs help
and he's invisible
DON'T WORRY BEST FRIEND, CABOOSE IS HERE and is shooting a stream of confetti across the room because that's how you help people
right ]
I AM HELPING!
and he's invisible
DON'T WORRY BEST FRIEND, CABOOSE IS HERE and is shooting a stream of confetti across the room because that's how you help people
right ]
I AM HELPING!
Angel, not miss. I'm not miss anything, and it makes me feel about a thousand years old.
[ Which is weird, considering how people tend to make her feel like she's five. THIS MIGHT BE WORSE ]
[ Which is weird, considering how people tend to make her feel like she's five. THIS MIGHT BE WORSE ]
Thank you, bandit!
[ The pencil is accepted with the appropriate level of reverence. She isn't sure what the animal is supposed to be - a weird puppy? - but whatever it is it's super cute.
She's not supposed to take things from strangers, though, and remembers a second too late. Poop. Maybe if she trades, instead?
Carefully, she offers one of her pistol hands. Trading imaginary stuff is still trading. Her dad says that's what the stooges in accounting do at work, so...? ]
You can have one of my guns. It's a good one!
[ The pencil is accepted with the appropriate level of reverence. She isn't sure what the animal is supposed to be - a weird puppy? - but whatever it is it's super cute.
She's not supposed to take things from strangers, though, and remembers a second too late. Poop. Maybe if she trades, instead?
Carefully, she offers one of her pistol hands. Trading imaginary stuff is still trading. Her dad says that's what the stooges in accounting do at work, so...? ]
You can have one of my guns. It's a good one!
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