AGESWAP MEME

[phaseshifter]

hark, it's an


AGESWAP MEME

oh shit your character has been aged up? or down? or both??

admin probably did it, who fucking knows

looks like it's time to write some toplevel(s) and tag around for ~*SHENANIGANS*~

"oh but my character was never a kid/will never get old"

JUST EDIT THEIR CANON POINT OR TAG AROUND IDEK

I'm not your mom

or am I

have fun, fuckos

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[gangsterbaby]

[He snorts disparagingly. Maybe he can be a little disrespectful towards adults, okay. His mom isn't here watching.]

Why?

[phaseshifter]

You don't think it sounds fun? Or cool?

[ There are people who should never say "cool" with a straight face. Angel is one of them. ]

[gangsterbaby]

No. I've already got a nickname.

[phaseshifter]

Well, I guess. But come on! Alfalfie.

[ She does the fucking jazz hands thing as she says it. She actually does jazz hands. It's over. It's fucking over everyone go home there is no coming back from this level of dorkiness I'm so sorry ]

[gangsterbaby]

It sounds like a vegetable.

[He's so not impressed. But he does the jazzhands back when he says vegetable.]

[phaseshifter]

Oh my god, you butt.

[ SHE IS

SO DELIGHTED??? ]

Alfloof.

[gangsterbaby]

[what is even happening right now]

You talk funny. Is it because you're American?

[He means less the accent and more calling people butts. What is that.]

[phaseshifter]

I'm not American! Holy - no. Absolutely not.

[ PLEASE DON'T, ALFIE

AMERICA WILL PROBS DROP DEAD AT THE THOUGHT OF IT ]

So I don't even have that excuse. Maybe you should teach me how to speak so I blend in better? Since I gave you the cookie and all.

[gangsterbaby]

You're not gonna blend in.

[#harshtruths]

You've got... funny things on your head.

[phaseshifter]

Rude. That's called my face.

[ HEYOOOO. Just gonna. Flip her hair over the side of her head with the ports. Yeah. ]

[gangsterbaby]

Why do you have metal in your face?

[phaseshifter]

A bad man put it there. Nobody here, though, so there's no need to worry. Not that I think you would.

[gangsterbaby]

Oh.

[This is so confusing.]

Is it metal from a bullet?

[phaseshifter]

No, it's just - it's for putting things into my head to make electricity with. Kinda. No bullets.

[gangsterbaby]

[what the fuck]

You don't like making electricity?

[phaseshifter]

No, it kinda hurts. You ever burn yourself with hot water? It's like that, inside your head. It suuuuuuucked.

[gangsterbaby]

[He makes a face, imagining it.]

I won't make you make electricity with your head.

[phaseshifter]

Duh. 'Cause you're not a bad guy. Or a rakkshit coward asshole.

Excuse the language.

[gangsterbaby]

No, I'm not. I'm brave.

[He squares his scrawny little shoulders.]

[phaseshifter]

I can tell! With how you're lost here and you don't seem scared at all. It's very admirable, you know. Most people freak the frick out! I'm super impressed.

[gangsterbaby]

I don't know how I got here.

[He tries very hard to say it casually. That is pretty weird, but she thinks he's brave! He can't let her know he's worried.]

[phaseshifter]

Me neither. Nobody does, really. The trick is to not worry about it too much, and just think of it like a fun snow vacation. Uh, I mean holiday.

[ BLENDING! IN! ]

Or an adventure! Who doesn't love those?

[gangsterbaby]

Like Tom Sawyer. Yeah.

[He can dig this.]

Is everyone else here?

[phaseshifter]

Depends who everyone else is. But only the bravest, most important people get brought here, you know? So if you don't recognise anyone else, that just means you're that freaking special.

[ look that makes as much sense as any other theory ok IT'S AN ACCEPTABLE LIE ]

[gangsterbaby]

[He likes the idea of being special, but really, THIS SOUNDS FAKE]

Then my dad should be here. He's the most important man in Camden Town.