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[phaseshifter]

hark, it's an


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oh shit your character has been aged up? or down? or both??

admin probably did it, who fucking knows

looks like it's time to write some toplevel(s) and tag around for ~*SHENANIGANS*~

"oh but my character was never a kid/will never get old"

JUST EDIT THEIR CANON POINT OR TAG AROUND IDEK

I'm not your mom

or am I

have fun, fuckos

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[phaseshifter]

Okay. Are there a lot of people that big? Do you make a lot of bandit money like that? And - and if somebody is seven feet when he has a little girl on his shoulders, do you do bandit things to him?

[devoutish]

Nah. That doesn't count. He's got to be seven feet all on his own.

[She gets another look of feigned surprise.]

You mean to tell me there aren't many seven-foot people around here? They're all over the place where I'm from.

[phaseshifter]

Iunno. Maybe there's big people where I can't see them.

[ You never know. Especially when you don't meet many people. ]

They must think you're very very small. Do you ever ride on the big people's shoulders? It's fun.

[devoutish]

Not in a long time. Now I'm too big.

[Not seven feet tall, though, so he really has no excuse.]

[phaseshifter]

You're not that big. You're smaller than my dad, even if your face is hairier. But you're a lot bigger than my mom!

[ MUST CONSOLE THE BANDIT ]

[devoutish]

If we find your dad, then we might both give riding on his shoulders a go.

[He just likes the mental image of Angel asking Jack if he can carry Alfie. It's great.]

[phaseshifter]

Both at once?

[ MOTHER OF GOD... ]

He could do it! He's really strong and his hands are this big.

[ She's stretching out her arms as far as they'll go. YAOI HANDS ]

[devoutish]

Well, it's settled, then. Shake on it?

[He holds out a hand to her.]

[phaseshifter]

[ She's a bit hesitant about it, first offering the tattooed hand before hiding it behind her back and shaking with the other instead. NAILED IT. ]

Cross my heart and hope to die, poke a bandit in the eye.

[devoutish]

[Alfie responds to that by pretending to poke himself in the eye.]

[phaseshifter]

[ GIGGLESNORT GET ]

You're funnier than the other bandits! And you talk better. It's neat!

[devoutish]

Yeah, that's because I'm from another spaceship.

[Can he bullshit his way into a fake space backstory despite knowing nothing about space? He's certainly going to try.]

[phaseshifter]

Ooooooh! I went on a spaceship before! A Hyperion shuttle! Where - which - what kind of spaceship is yours?

[ INTERST 100% ENGAGED, GODSPEED ]

[devoutish]

A London shuttle. Very fast. It's got big windows so the passengers can see the stars.

[phaseshifter]

I never heard of London brand. Is it just for bandits? And did - did it have the cool seats with the cupholders?

[ those are v v important ]

[devoutish]

Yeah. Fork-holders as well, for eating dinner.

[He is nailing this.]

[phaseshifter]

Fork holders?

[ SWANKY AS HELL ]

Coooooool. We just got snacks! Mine was a poptart.

[devoutish]

Ours are peach tarts. Or strawberry, if you're very lucky.

[phaseshifter]

...Do you mean a strawberry pop tart?

[ like

what's a tart without the pop???

psa angel's diet is 100% JUNK ]

[devoutish]

A tart. Yeah?

[He makes round shape in the air with his hands.]

A little fruit cake.

[phaseshifter]

Oh! Like a cupcake?

[ She's imagining the kind with frosting and a cherry on top. She seems satisfied with that, but. Whatever. ]

Where did you go? Was it the kind of shuttle that takes you places? Or the kind that you live in, like a space station!

[devoutish]

Oh, the kind you live in, yeah; definitely. Very big. But it took us places, as well; we traveled around space and visited all the different planets.