TFLN I mean TFSH MEME

[phaseshifter]

BY POPULAR (one person's) REQUEST


TEXTS FROM SNOWHELL

look everybody knows tfln right

but in case you don't: grab texts from here

or make up your own w/e

POST EM. One or many. Whatever.

respond to other peoples' texts!

have POSSIBLY INEBRIATED TEXTUAL SHENANIGANS

look it's just a dumb fun meme ok so have dumb fun with it

have fun pooplinglets

Comments

[phaseshifter]

Hey hey! HEY! YOU gave the pants to him!
It was very sweet actually I was really proud of you
I don't know if you remember because I think you fell asleep halfway through but I did this whole speech about how much you've grown as a person and how self-sacrifice is one of the things that binds us together now?? It was VERY good

[sharktrash]

[ SCROLLS UP AND SQUINTS AT TEXT WELL DAMN ]

i have no memory of this

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME

[phaseshifter]

Squalo why would I ever stop you taking off your pants.
Who do you think I AM ')
Wait crap that's not the right face
;=
FUDGE
;}

Close enough

[sharktrash]

listen

if you like my dick so much i'd expect you to have some interest in its wellbeing

how much exactly did i drink yesterday

[phaseshifter]

More than me!! You laughed about my tolerance it was very mean
Then I said yours wouldn't be much better after all the starving and the snow and you were like duh voiiii duhhhh glug glug

To be fair it WAS actually very impressive
I'm still kinda in awe a little bit??

[sharktrash]

that

does sound like me actually



okay ill bite. just a little bit? c'mon that clearly deserves some positive reinforcement right

[phaseshifter]

DARN RIGHT YOU'LL BITE ;DDDDDD

 

 

Sorry I think I'm still a little bit tipsy
Okay positive reinforcement let's see um
I meant to say that I'm still completely floored by your unparallelled skills!! I have never seen anyone recklessly consume THAT much alcohol before and I doubt I ever will again! Your liver must be made out of some kind of high-entropy alloy or something?
I am so utterly in awe that I am currently torn between fainting and patting you on the head while telling you that you did an excellent job. Maybe I'll do both!! ♥

Is that what you had in mind :O