TFLN I mean TFSH MEME

[phaseshifter]

BY POPULAR (one person's) REQUEST


TEXTS FROM SNOWHELL

look everybody knows tfln right

but in case you don't: grab texts from here

or make up your own w/e

POST EM. One or many. Whatever.

respond to other peoples' texts!

have POSSIBLY INEBRIATED TEXTUAL SHENANIGANS

look it's just a dumb fun meme ok so have dumb fun with it

have fun pooplinglets

Comments

Angel

[phaseshifter]

1 - Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.


2 - You were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm


3 - It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.

1

[cahooted]

There are lies in this world that send you straight to hell.

2

[sharktrash]

that's nice

except now i need to go out into the snow and I HAVE NO PANTS

2

[zunesareawesome]

im very generous actually

3

[bookofnope]

Not a bad plan altogether?

Beckett

[bookofnope]

1. I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.

2. Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.

3. I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.

2

[phaseshifter]

I know you've sent me a lot of worrying texts over time but I'm fairly sure this is the most startling to date

3

[sharktrash]

new phone who dis

3

[deus_ex_phs]

Hey, it's hardly your fault. I know my eyes look like Zack's in the dark.

[After getting his butt bitten twice, Kunsel thinks Beckett deserves this.]

3

[warriorscribe]

It's not your fault. I think? That wine was much stronger than I thought it would be.

Flynn

[cahooted]

1. We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your tablet and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."

2. For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person. I am glad I was wrong.

3. I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives.

4. I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. I'm sure I'll laugh about this someday.

2

[sharktrash]

me too

that was a scare for us both

4

[phaseshifter]

Oh come on dude, you're welcome! It was no trouble ♥
I'm just sorry that I accidentally used vodka instead of water at first
I mean in my defense they DO look really similar? And I did fix it soooooooo

3

[zunesareawesome]

it was hilarious tbh

1

[clowngirl]

So THAT'S why I remember bein soooooo warm!

1

[ninjainviolet]

I'm a ninja. You shouldn't have been able to notice me.

4

[bookofnope]

Oh, I'm laughing about it already.

Harley Quinn

[clowngirl]

1. Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?

2. Were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

3. I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.

4. Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in front of the bunker?

5. If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns

5

[phaseshifter]

Oh my gosh we WOULD

 

Why *aren't* we unicorns
This place turns us into weird stuff all the freaking time why are unicorns never one of the things
GET ON IT @ADMIN

2

[cahooted]

I'm not sure the morgue can handle so many deaths at once.

4

[sharktrash]

absolutely

i'm kind of hurt you don't remember this

Peter "Star-Lord" Quill

[zunesareawesome]

1 - don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when you're gonna come get it

2 - don't ever go to laser tag drunk, you will be judged.

3 - Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public is the best idea i ever had

3

[cahooted]

Did you

Did you put it on the beard that's already there

Rhys

[headjacked]

1 - Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go talk to a doctor. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.

2 - If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?

3 - I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night

3

[phaseshifter]

Which one
Because I mean all options are gross but I need to know HOW gross this was

Roland

[revenantking]

248 - Bring your kids so they can distract my kids so we can drink beer in peace
[His 'kids' can be the country crew.]

859 - You're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. Get over it.

703 - Jokes on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good

703

[rubikscomplex]

honestly?
i just wanna know why you were talking to a furry, dude
aren't you the president?
are you a furry?

[warriorscribe]

1 - I didn't know it was possible to be too unmotivated to drink...

2 - If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming myself, and generally feeling awful. I will share my food.

3 - I just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a wonderful person.

And no you may not know how much I've had to drink.

4 - Before I came here I didn't even know what blood transfusions were, and now here I am wondering whether or not receiving multiple ones could cause any harm.

5 - [send him one?]

1

[phaseshifter]

Try singing a song to get you in the mood?? I can teach you one
The lyrics go:

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBOOOODY