TFLN I mean TFSH MEME

[phaseshifter]

BY POPULAR (one person's) REQUEST


TEXTS FROM SNOWHELL

look everybody knows tfln right

but in case you don't: grab texts from here

or make up your own w/e

POST EM. One or many. Whatever.

respond to other peoples' texts!

have POSSIBLY INEBRIATED TEXTUAL SHENANIGANS

look it's just a dumb fun meme ok so have dumb fun with it

have fun pooplinglets

Comments

[deus_ex_phs]

How would you know? Have you bitten his ass before?

[bookofnope]

An experienced biter can tell on sight.






Of necks, I mean. An experienced biter of necks. And of faces off people who annoy him.

[deus_ex_phs]

Faces and necks can't be compared to butts, Beckett. You need applicable experience before I'll believe that you know a biteable butt when you see one.

Though I guess you do have some experience now. Twice.

[bookofnope]

I was drunk. And hungry. And not the one who was hanging about with my arse out and in people's faces, either.

[deus_ex_phs]

My own drunken stunts are entirely beside the point here.

Should I be flattered that you thought my ass looked good enough to eat?

[bookofnope]

I don't eat people, Kunsel. The only thing your arse looked like was a convenient body part into which fangs would easily sink. Squishy, not offering a lot of resistance... you might want to look into that.

[deus_ex_phs]

So what you're saying is that I need to encourage Zack's tendency to challenge people to squat competitions. Especially if they involve butt clenches.