BY POPULAR (one person's) REQUEST

TEXTS FROM SNOWHELL
look everybody knows tfln right
but in case you don't: grab texts from here
or make up your own w/e
POST EM. One or many. Whatever.
respond to other peoples' texts!
have POSSIBLY INEBRIATED TEXTUAL SHENANIGANS
look it's just a dumb fun meme ok so have dumb fun with it
have fun pooplinglets
Roland
[His 'kids' can be the country crew.]
859 - You're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. Get over it.
703 - Jokes on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good
703
i just wanna know why you were talking to a furry, dude
aren't you the president?
are you a furry?
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but i can assure you i am both President and not a furry
but this guy was also a King
so those things are not mutually exclusive necessarily
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and i'm walking across snowhell to commit treason
the name is house, roly-poly
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in my America asking if someone is a furry or not is at least a first name basis question
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sleeping with me isn't even grounds for a first name basis
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[Fine, he's sorry for getting chummy on his buzz, but he never apologizes for anything that isn't more serious than a heart attack.]
what would do it for you then
who among us is worthy
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or who've been dating me for five years
get cracking, el presidente
859
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you keep telling yourself that
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Roland do I look like someone who spellotapes their wand
This is an outrage
I am issuing a formal complaint against slander