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Never Have I Ever meme

*Post with your character making a statement starting with "Never have I ever"
*If your character has done the thing, they must respond and take a drink
*Optionally, if questioned they must provide an honest explanation of how they did the thing
*Get drunk, or not drunk if you're underage, idk

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Never have I ever... petted a puppy!

[ Wow what a sad start

but one that's going to force a lot of people to drink

ANGEL IS A LIL SHIT ]

Oh, come on.

[Yeah drinking ugh]

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Hah! [Finally, something that he doesn't have to drink to! Thank god.]

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[Takes a casual drink. ARE YOU STUNNED YET.]

A personal aversion, or a sad childhood?

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[takes a drink]

What kind of poor, deprived life have you been living?

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Never have I ever, uh. I dunno. Got drunk and did something I regret?

[ Mixing meds with alcohol outside memeland? BAD IDEA. ]

[TAKING A NICE BIG SWIG]

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[Oh boy. Alcoholism. That's a nice party topic, isn't it.]

...

[Sighs and takes a drink.]

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Never have I ever been on a planet other than Earth.

[Because hey, that seems like it'll get a few people here]

Oh dear. Um, do I just drink once? Or one for each planet?

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But Earth is the worst. Why stay there?

[ Jim will be taking several sips for Jay. Because Earth is the worst. ]

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[It's later into the evening and, due to the nature of the game, Dio is fucking hammered. Hammered and can't think of a good "never have I ever" because what hasn't he done, seriously. Never has he ever...]

Ah...fuck...never have I....ever. Mmn....been to...Disneyland?

[That's good enough, right?]

[Taking a sip!]

It still counts even if you remember basically nothing about it, right?

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[Takes a sip. What is Disneyland anyway?]

NOt really far to those who don't have a disneyland in their world... whatever it is.

Never have I ever... uh... succesfully baked a cake?

[Drinking!]

Does that mean you've done it unsuccesfully?

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Never have I ever... not had cybernetics installed.

[ HA HA HA ]

That's cheating, you asshole.

[Drinking anyway because hey it's an excuse to drink.]

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Does it count if I didn't have mine installed myself?

[ IMPORTANT DISTINCTIONS. ]

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[ Ok fine DRINKS... ]

Knew I should've got that free Terminator upgrade on my last doctor visit.

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[... yeah he's gonna call bulshit.]

Were you born with them?

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Never have I ever killed anyone who didn't deserve it.

[#THINGS HANDSOME JACK ACTUALLY BELIEVES]

[the tiniest sip]

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You're not supposed to lie, that's cheating!

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Never have I eaten sugar.

[Vampirized in early 1700s England. WHAT NOW, PUNY MORTALS.]

Oh, even I've done that!

[ OKAY. OKAY. DRINK TIME.

Siiiiiiiiiiiip. ]

Oh, that's - oh. Not actually as foul as I'd anticipated.

Still pretty vile, though.

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