Never Have I Ever meme

[youarethebandits]

*Post with your character making a statement starting with "Never have I ever"
*If your character has done the thing, they must respond and take a drink
*Optionally, if questioned they must provide an honest explanation of how they did the thing
*Get drunk, or not drunk if you're underage, idk

Comments

[youarethebandits]

[Shrug...]

For the record, I do not regret most of the things I've done while drunk.

[maskintape]

 

 

 

 

So was that supposed to sound disturbing as hell, or...?

[youarethebandits]

[MORE SHRUGGING!!]

Depends on what'd disturb you, I guess.

[maskintape]

If I say "try me," am I going to wind up sobbing in a ditc-- don't wink at me, that makes it worse.

[ S E R I O U S L Y ]

[youarethebandits]

Iiiii'm gonna say yes to the sobbing in a ditch. Just because you look like the kinda guy who sobs in ditches a lot.

[And he winks again. Because he is an asshole.]

[maskintape]

Actually it's usually sobbing on a nice, unditchly floor-- seriously?

[youarethebandits]

[ASSHOLE LAUGHTER INTO INFINITY]

You- you make it way too easy, okay! I barely have to do anything and you're like-

[He grimaces in a caricature of Tim's expression. With the whole horribly scarred thing and everything it looks really awful.]

[maskintape]

Not quite like that, man. Ever considered using concealer? I hear, uh. I hear it can work miracles.

[ YOU'D NEED MIRACLES AMIRITE is strongly implied. ]

[youarethebandits]

Nah, I- I used to have a mask, but it got stolen.

[UGH BANDITS is unsaid but strongly implied.]

Can't really get it replaced out here.

[maskintape]

[ OH REALLY

Tim's just gonna

hand over his mask

yeah what now ]

[youarethebandits]

[Jack looks at the mask. He looks at Tim.

And he just

shakes his head.]

Yeah, no. That's. Really not the kind of mask I was talking about.

[maskintape]

Beggars can't be choosers, man. Beats what you've got.

[ WOW

WOW!!! ]

[youarethebandits]

I dunno, I don't think the hideous scarring says "I like to beat it off to people while they sleep" in quite the same way. But hey, no judging or anything.

[maskintape]

I-- ugh.

[ Pls. Pls. CAN YOU NOT ]

Right. The scars are giving off more of a "I slam ironing equipment against my face for fun" kinda vibe. That's way better.

[youarethebandits]

Don't knock it unless you've tried it. Trust me, getting blazing hot metal objects slammed into your face is great. Nothing quite like it.