confessions meme

[devoutish]

1) Post a comment with your character spilling their confessions and innermost thoughts for all to see
2) Go around and comment to other characters ICly, expressing shock, awe, disgust, anger, etc.
3) Discuss, accuse, commiserate, threadjack, etc.

Comments

[mightyratslayer]

Yeah. Sometimes they involve kidnappings. Like, okay, we technically kidnapped the Mexicans because we were gonna like, renovate their house? Like Extreme Home Makeover with Ty Pennington. But then it turns out that we actually don't know anything about renovating houses, so... Whoops.

[devoutish]

If somebody else told me this story, would it sound less fucking ridiculous?

[mightyratslayer]

I dunno, man. I don't know your life. S'what happened, though.

[devoutish]

And blowing up the house? Kidnapping the baby?

[mightyratslayer]

Like I said, we don't know anything about home renovation. [SHRUG!]

The baby, though, pfft, that was a whole thing! We found it in a dumpster, but then it turns out that Frank might be my dad, right? So I go talk to my mom about it, and long story short, I was almost a dumpster baby because of Frank, and Frank and The Waitress, uh, banged a few months ago, so I was pretty sure the dumpster baby was theirs and I wanted to check.

[devoutish]

That sounds almost normal. In comparison.

[mightyratslayer]

Huh. Yeah, I guess so. Sucked a lot more than most of the other shit on the list, though.

[devoutish]

And was the baby your brother?

[mightyratslayer]

I thought so! Guess not, though? I don't really know anything about babies but I guess they take longer than three months to like, you know, finish.

[devoutish]

To finish?

[mightyratslayer]

Yeah. Finish being like, a person. Like growing or whatever. Until they come out as tiny people.

[devoutish]

Are you talking about before they're born? That takes nine months, not three.

[mightyratslayer]

Well yeah, I know that now.

[devoutish]

How did you not know that before?

[mightyratslayer]

'Cause my mom said she tried to abort me but it didn't work and I came out three months later. So, I dunno, math?

[devoutish]

[Oh



well.]

Most cook for a bit longer.

[mightyratslayer]

Yeah. Like I said, figured that out later.

[devoutish]

Yeah, suppose you did.