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snowblindmemes2017-03-26 09:08 pm
phaseshifter) wrote in snowblindmemes2017-03-26 09:08 pm
AGESWAP MEME
hark, it's an
AGESWAP MEME
hark, it's an
AGESWAP MEME
tiny
[ There's a ten-year-old boy running, screaming, in your direction, Pursued by a screeching, staticky anomaly.
Engage y/n? ]
--
not tiny
[ Who is this stylish man with a silver cyberarm? A nice haircut? ...considerable amount of gray at the temples?
Well. Who else is that tall, narrow, and obsessed with asymmetrcal pinstripes. Some things never change.
He never thought he'd be back here again, but hey, it's not like he remembered this place back home. He smiles, a more subdued one than normal, and looks back at his company.
One eye is a bright, glowing yellow. ]
What'd I miss?
[ There's a ten-year-old boy running, screaming, in your direction, Pursued by a screeching, staticky anomaly.
Engage y/n? ]
--
not tiny
[ Who is this stylish man with a silver cyberarm? A nice haircut? ...considerable amount of gray at the temples?
Well. Who else is that tall, narrow, and obsessed with asymmetrcal pinstripes. Some things never change.
He never thought he'd be back here again, but hey, it's not like he remembered this place back home. He smiles, a more subdued one than normal, and looks back at his company.
One eye is a bright, glowing yellow. ]
What'd I miss?
Your name is really Angel? That's a boy's name.
[He's thinking of the Italians.]
[He's thinking of the Italians.]
The tie? I presume.
[ It's weird looking at him. Like, really weird. Did he hire a stylist? Is that an actual thing he actually did?? ]
Please tell me your socks are still goofy.
[ n-not that she misses the fashion dumpster fire or anything ]
[ It's weird looking at him. Like, really weird. Did he hire a stylist? Is that an actual thing he actually did?? ]
Please tell me your socks are still goofy.
[ n-not that she misses the fashion dumpster fire or anything ]
Not where I come from, it isn't. Unless my dad made a terrible mistake. They do that sometimes - I wouldn't be surprised to hear your name is - Iunno, Florence or something.
[ nts: alfie is now florence forever. ]
[ nts: alfie is now florence forever. ]
You're welcome. Are you a bandit? Bandits don't trade. They just steal stuff, and ruin everything. And they have masks.
[ Does the beard count as a mask? Huh. ]
[ Does the beard count as a mask? Huh. ]
By goofy I'm assuming you mean amazing, and the answer is yes.
[ He pulls up a pantleg -- boom, fire engine, Atlas red with zigzagged stripes. ]
[ He pulls up a pantleg -- boom, fire engine, Atlas red with zigzagged stripes. ]
Oh, thank frick. I was starting to think you were an impostor. A really, really bad one. One who'd never seen the real Rhys. Or even a photograph. A child's drawing, at best.
[ She might be covering up genuine relief. Maybe. Just a bit. THIS IS STILL VERY, VERY WEIRD. ]
[ She might be covering up genuine relief. Maybe. Just a bit. THIS IS STILL VERY, VERY WEIRD. ]
Hey, you still can't be sure -- maybe I just got really, really good at imitating him after a few years. Ehe.
...heh.
...sorry, bad joke. It's, u-uh. It's definitely me.
...heh.
...sorry, bad joke. It's, u-uh. It's definitely me.
[Wow no he needs to correct this as soon as possible he can't let her think he has a girl's name]
It's Alfie! Alfred. My name's Alfred. That's a boy's name.
It's Alfie! Alfred. My name's Alfred. That's a boy's name.
...Okay, that was pretty Rhysish. Your story checks out. Has - has it really been years for you, though? That seems - it's a little long.
[ LIKE RHYS HIMSELF ]
[ LIKE RHYS HIMSELF ]
You're sure it isn't Florence? Okay. I can't promise I'm not going to call you Alfalfie, though.
[ LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM ]
[ LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM ]
[ She considers this, very seriously, with narrowed eyes. HMMMM. ]
How big?
[ Her dad is pretty big. From her perspective, anyway. ]
How big?
[ Her dad is pretty big. From her perspective, anyway. ]
[He snorts disparagingly. Maybe he can be a little disrespectful towards adults, okay. His mom isn't here watching.]
Why?
Why?
You don't think it sounds fun? Or cool?
[ There are people who should never say "cool" with a straight face. Angel is one of them. ]
[ There are people who should never say "cool" with a straight face. Angel is one of them. ]
Okay. Are there a lot of people that big? Do you make a lot of bandit money like that? And - and if somebody is seven feet when he has a little girl on his shoulders, do you do bandit things to him?
Well, I guess. But come on! Alfalfie.
[ She does the fucking jazz hands thing as she says it. She actually does jazz hands. It's over. It's fucking over everyone go home there is no coming back from this level of dorkiness I'm so sorry ]
[ She does the fucking jazz hands thing as she says it. She actually does jazz hands. It's over. It's fucking over everyone go home there is no coming back from this level of dorkiness I'm so sorry ]
It sounds like a vegetable.
[He's so not impressed. But he does the jazzhands back when he says vegetable.]
[He's so not impressed. But he does the jazzhands back when he says vegetable.]
Iunno. Maybe there's big people where I can't see them.
[ You never know. Especially when you don't meet many people. ]
They must think you're very very small. Do you ever ride on the big people's shoulders? It's fun.
[ You never know. Especially when you don't meet many people. ]
They must think you're very very small. Do you ever ride on the big people's shoulders? It's fun.
Oh my god, you butt.
[ SHE IS
SO DELIGHTED??? ]
Alfloof.
[ SHE IS
SO DELIGHTED??? ]
Alfloof.
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