snowblindmemes | AGESWAP MEME

AGESWAP MEME

hark, it's an

AGESWAP MEME

oh shit your character has been aged up? or down? or both??

admin probably did it, who fucking knows

looks like it's time to write some toplevel(s) and tag around for ~*SHENANIGANS*~

"oh but my character was never a kid/will never get old"

JUST EDIT THEIR CANON POINT OR TAG AROUND IDEK

I'm not your mom

or am I

have fun, fuckos

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Yes, give the bandit you've just arrested a gun, Angel.]

Thank you very much, hero.

[He accepts the fake gun, and after pretending to check it over, pretends to tuck it away inside his vest.]

You're welcome. Are you a bandit? Bandits don't trade. They just steal stuff, and ruin everything. And they have masks.

[ Does the beard count as a mask? Huh. ]

Yeah, but you've got nothing to fear from me. I only ruin everything for very big men.

[ She considers this, very seriously, with narrowed eyes. HMMMM. ]

How big?

[ Her dad is pretty big. From her perspective, anyway. ]

Seven feet tall, at least. Yeah. If you're under seven feet, you're safe.

Okay. Are there a lot of people that big? Do you make a lot of bandit money like that? And - and if somebody is seven feet when he has a little girl on his shoulders, do you do bandit things to him?

Nah. That doesn't count. He's got to be seven feet all on his own.

[She gets another look of feigned surprise.]

You mean to tell me there aren't many seven-foot people around here? They're all over the place where I'm from.

Iunno. Maybe there's big people where I can't see them.

[ You never know. Especially when you don't meet many people. ]

They must think you're very very small. Do you ever ride on the big people's shoulders? It's fun.

Not in a long time. Now I'm too big.

[Not seven feet tall, though, so he really has no excuse.]

You're not that big. You're smaller than my dad, even if your face is hairier. But you're a lot bigger than my mom!

[ MUST CONSOLE THE BANDIT ]

If we find your dad, then we might both give riding on his shoulders a go.

[He just likes the mental image of Angel asking Jack if he can carry Alfie. It's great.]

Both at once?

[ MOTHER OF GOD... ]

He could do it! He's really strong and his hands are this big.

[ She's stretching out her arms as far as they'll go. YAOI HANDS ]

Well, it's settled, then. Shake on it?

[He holds out a hand to her.]

[ She's a bit hesitant about it, first offering the tattooed hand before hiding it behind her back and shaking with the other instead. NAILED IT. ]

Cross my heart and hope to die, poke a bandit in the eye.

[Alfie responds to that by pretending to poke himself in the eye.]

[ GIGGLESNORT GET ]

You're funnier than the other bandits! And you talk better. It's neat!

Yeah, that's because I'm from another spaceship.

[Can he bullshit his way into a fake space backstory despite knowing nothing about space? He's certainly going to try.]

Ooooooh! I went on a spaceship before! A Hyperion shuttle! Where - which - what kind of spaceship is yours?

[ INTERST 100% ENGAGED, GODSPEED ]

A London shuttle. Very fast. It's got big windows so the passengers can see the stars.

I never heard of London brand. Is it just for bandits? And did - did it have the cool seats with the cupholders?

[ those are v v important ]

Yeah. Fork-holders as well, for eating dinner.

[He is nailing this.]

Fork holders?

[ SWANKY AS HELL ]

Coooooool. We just got snacks! Mine was a poptart.

Ours are peach tarts. Or strawberry, if you're very lucky.

...Do you mean a strawberry pop tart?

[ like

what's a tart without the pop???

psa angel's diet is 100% JUNK ]

A tart. Yeah?

[He makes round shape in the air with his hands.]

A little fruit cake.

(no subject)

phaseshifter - 2017-03-27 01:54 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

devoutish - 2017-03-29 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only