AGESWAP MEME

[phaseshifter]

hark, it's an


AGESWAP MEME

oh shit your character has been aged up? or down? or both??

admin probably did it, who fucking knows

looks like it's time to write some toplevel(s) and tag around for ~*SHENANIGANS*~

"oh but my character was never a kid/will never get old"

JUST EDIT THEIR CANON POINT OR TAG AROUND IDEK

I'm not your mom

or am I

have fun, fuckos

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[gangsterbaby]

[The censored swears get a tiny, cheeky grin out of him. He knows those words, lady.]

He's tall and big. He's got brown hair and a short beard, and glasses.

[phaseshifter]

A short beard?

[ LOOK

CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HER FOR ASSUMING THAT ALFIE'S DAD WOULD HAVE AN EVEN BEARDLIER BEARD THAN ALFIE

WE'RE TALKING SOME DUMBLEDORE LEVEL SHIT HERE ]

I haven't seen him. We'll have to ask around, um - are you hungry? I have a stale cookie and some ice cream.

[ Rhys won't mind. Much. Probably. Maybe. ]

[gangsterbaby]

[He gives her a weird look.]

It's too cold for ice cream. Are you going to eat it?

[Seriously, lady.]

[phaseshifter]

 

 

I kinda feel like you're judging me. Sometimes you just really need sugar, you know?

[ She offers the cookie instead. DOES THAT MEET WITH YOUR APPROVAL? YOUR HIGHNESS??????? ]

[gangsterbaby]

I'm not.

[He might be a little, but he's been taught to be respectful towards adults. Mostly.

He takes the cookie with a quick and quiet "thankyoumiss".]

[phaseshifter]

Angel, not miss. I'm not miss anything, and it makes me feel about a thousand years old.

[ Which is weird, considering how people tend to make her feel like she's five. THIS MIGHT BE WORSE ]

[gangsterbaby]

Your name is really Angel? That's a boy's name.

[He's thinking of the Italians.]

[phaseshifter]

Not where I come from, it isn't. Unless my dad made a terrible mistake. They do that sometimes - I wouldn't be surprised to hear your name is - Iunno, Florence or something.

[ nts: alfie is now florence forever. ]

[gangsterbaby]

[Wow no he needs to correct this as soon as possible he can't let her think he has a girl's name]

It's Alfie! Alfred. My name's Alfred. That's a boy's name.

[phaseshifter]

You're sure it isn't Florence? Okay. I can't promise I'm not going to call you Alfalfie, though.

[ LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM ]

[gangsterbaby]

[He snorts disparagingly. Maybe he can be a little disrespectful towards adults, okay. His mom isn't here watching.]

Why?

[phaseshifter]

You don't think it sounds fun? Or cool?

[ There are people who should never say "cool" with a straight face. Angel is one of them. ]

[gangsterbaby]

No. I've already got a nickname.

[phaseshifter]

Well, I guess. But come on! Alfalfie.

[ She does the fucking jazz hands thing as she says it. She actually does jazz hands. It's over. It's fucking over everyone go home there is no coming back from this level of dorkiness I'm so sorry ]

[gangsterbaby]

It sounds like a vegetable.

[He's so not impressed. But he does the jazzhands back when he says vegetable.]

[phaseshifter]

Oh my god, you butt.

[ SHE IS

SO DELIGHTED??? ]

Alfloof.

[gangsterbaby]

[what is even happening right now]

You talk funny. Is it because you're American?

[He means less the accent and more calling people butts. What is that.]

[phaseshifter]

I'm not American! Holy - no. Absolutely not.

[ PLEASE DON'T, ALFIE

AMERICA WILL PROBS DROP DEAD AT THE THOUGHT OF IT ]

So I don't even have that excuse. Maybe you should teach me how to speak so I blend in better? Since I gave you the cookie and all.

[gangsterbaby]

You're not gonna blend in.

[#harshtruths]

You've got... funny things on your head.

[phaseshifter]

Rude. That's called my face.

[ HEYOOOO. Just gonna. Flip her hair over the side of her head with the ports. Yeah. ]

[gangsterbaby]

Why do you have metal in your face?

[phaseshifter]

A bad man put it there. Nobody here, though, so there's no need to worry. Not that I think you would.

[gangsterbaby]

Oh.

[This is so confusing.]

Is it metal from a bullet?

[phaseshifter]

No, it's just - it's for putting things into my head to make electricity with. Kinda. No bullets.

[gangsterbaby]

[what the fuck]

You don't like making electricity?