AGESWAP MEME

[phaseshifter]

hark, it's an


AGESWAP MEME

oh shit your character has been aged up? or down? or both??

admin probably did it, who fucking knows

looks like it's time to write some toplevel(s) and tag around for ~*SHENANIGANS*~

"oh but my character was never a kid/will never get old"

JUST EDIT THEIR CANON POINT OR TAG AROUND IDEK

I'm not your mom

or am I

have fun, fuckos

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the laziest top level because I am SO BUSY but I love this meme

[gangsterbaby]

[Who's this in the house you've been staying in? It's a little boy! He's about seven years old and is wandering around curiously, but he's not touching anything, because this isn't his shit and you don't touch other people's shit. He is wearing Alfie's coat and socks, though, because he's woken up in them. He swims in them and comes dangerously close to tripping a couple of times, but what can you do.

When he comes across a stranger, he'll pause, not afraid but a little suspicious.]

Yeah? Who're you, then?

[He's trying to sound rough like his dad, but. He's teeny.]

[phaseshifter]

Uh. Hey there, kiddo.

[ Will Angel ever really feel 100% comfortable interacting with kidlets? The answer is no. Someone show up and save her from this one, pls. ]

I'm Angel. Are you lost? I mean - is there someone you should... be with? That I can help you find?

[gangsterbaby]

[He hesitates, unsure if he should admit that he doesn't know where he is.]

James Solomons. My dad.

[There. People who know who his dad is know not to mess with him.]

[phaseshifter]

Oh sh- f- shoot.

[ And this is suddenly EVEN MORE AWKWARD. Kid. Kid, where's your freaking beard. Cover your chin. It's indecent. ]

Well, I haven't... seen him around. You wanna tell me about him? So I can help you find him.

[ YEAH. ]

[gangsterbaby]

[The censored swears get a tiny, cheeky grin out of him. He knows those words, lady.]

He's tall and big. He's got brown hair and a short beard, and glasses.

[phaseshifter]

A short beard?

[ LOOK

CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HER FOR ASSUMING THAT ALFIE'S DAD WOULD HAVE AN EVEN BEARDLIER BEARD THAN ALFIE

WE'RE TALKING SOME DUMBLEDORE LEVEL SHIT HERE ]

I haven't seen him. We'll have to ask around, um - are you hungry? I have a stale cookie and some ice cream.

[ Rhys won't mind. Much. Probably. Maybe. ]

[gangsterbaby]

[He gives her a weird look.]

It's too cold for ice cream. Are you going to eat it?

[Seriously, lady.]

[phaseshifter]

 

 

I kinda feel like you're judging me. Sometimes you just really need sugar, you know?

[ She offers the cookie instead. DOES THAT MEET WITH YOUR APPROVAL? YOUR HIGHNESS??????? ]

[gangsterbaby]

I'm not.

[He might be a little, but he's been taught to be respectful towards adults. Mostly.

He takes the cookie with a quick and quiet "thankyoumiss".]

[phaseshifter]

Angel, not miss. I'm not miss anything, and it makes me feel about a thousand years old.

[ Which is weird, considering how people tend to make her feel like she's five. THIS MIGHT BE WORSE ]

[gangsterbaby]

Your name is really Angel? That's a boy's name.

[He's thinking of the Italians.]

[phaseshifter]

Not where I come from, it isn't. Unless my dad made a terrible mistake. They do that sometimes - I wouldn't be surprised to hear your name is - Iunno, Florence or something.

[ nts: alfie is now florence forever. ]

[gangsterbaby]

[Wow no he needs to correct this as soon as possible he can't let her think he has a girl's name]

It's Alfie! Alfred. My name's Alfred. That's a boy's name.

[phaseshifter]

You're sure it isn't Florence? Okay. I can't promise I'm not going to call you Alfalfie, though.

[ LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM ]

[gangsterbaby]

[He snorts disparagingly. Maybe he can be a little disrespectful towards adults, okay. His mom isn't here watching.]

Why?

[phaseshifter]

You don't think it sounds fun? Or cool?

[ There are people who should never say "cool" with a straight face. Angel is one of them. ]

[gangsterbaby]

No. I've already got a nickname.

[phaseshifter]

Well, I guess. But come on! Alfalfie.

[ She does the fucking jazz hands thing as she says it. She actually does jazz hands. It's over. It's fucking over everyone go home there is no coming back from this level of dorkiness I'm so sorry ]

[gangsterbaby]

It sounds like a vegetable.

[He's so not impressed. But he does the jazzhands back when he says vegetable.]

[headjacked]

I'm... the guy in charge.

[ Tiny Alfers is w e I r d. Yet adorable. He crouches down so his insane height isn't as intimidating. ]

Did you, uhhh... drop any rings? Or other jewelry?

[gangsterbaby]

No. Why?

[Are there rings on the floor? He's looking around for them now.]

[headjacked]

Becaaaause...this is a treasure hunt. You win, and you get a special prize!

[ MAKIN SHIT UP FOR FUN AND NEGATIVE PROFIT ]

[gangsterbaby]

What sort of prize?

[headjacked]

We-ell... do you know what a cupcake is?

[gangsterbaby]

[He shakes his head.]

A cake in a cup?