Dear Abby except we're all Abby and there are plenty of us who probably shouldn't be Abby

[despiteeverything]

The
Advice Meme



So let's say your character is feeling charitable, and in the spirit of helping others, opens an advice column where they can dispense their wisdom. What? Your character is the opposite of charitable and helpful? Then they're doing it for lulz. Make up your own reasons, there are no meme police.

Aight, here's how it works:
1. Post a toplevel for your character.
2. Under anonymous (or not, who cares really), have your character ask for advice from a toplevel character.
3. There's no number 3. Go nuts, fam.

Stolen shamelessly from Forest Covered

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

shouldn't friends already know?

[maskintape]

friendship doesn't give you psychic powers or excuse you for being a dick

so no

you're supposed to be nice to friends it's kind of part of the whole deal

[(Anonymous)]

*God, Tim, you are so high maintenace.*

what is the point of friends if you have to treat them like everyone else?

[maskintape]

the idea is that you enjoy your friends' company

that they have your back and you have theirs

you know there's something really goddamn sick about explaining this to the first friend I ever had right

thanks man

well this went from hilarious to depressing real quick

[(Anonymous)]

then they should know already without you saying it every time



you are welcome?

hashtag harbles

[maskintape]

ffs

the point is when you're friends with someone you want them to be happy right

so you want them to feel appreciated

so you say please

it's one stupid goddamn word

it takes no effort

this is so dumb

i half wish this was in-game canon cause i have no idea how he'd take this advice

[0thingsonmymind]

if it is dumb why do it?

*He means say please, cause that's what he thinks Tim is refering to as dumb. Yep.*

IT CAN BE IF YOU WANT NERD

[maskintape]

no THIS is dumb

trying to explain this stuff when you obviously don't get it

and when we both know we're not talking sandwiches anyway

he doesn't actually have a reason to ask these questions, though ;;

[(Anonymous)]

okay