!CR Meme Times

[heroproceeding]

LET ME LOVE YOU

A CR Asspatting Meme
/cough

SHIT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

FIRST STEP.
✔ Drop a comment here with the name of your character to party it all up in here.

SECOND STEP.
✔ Party it all up in other people's threads by commenting to their shit. Tell them what your character thinks of theirs! It can be as short or as tl;dr as you want! If you don't have any CR with them, tell them why you'd like some!

THIRD STEP.
✔ I lied. THERE IS NO THIRD STEP. GO TAG SHIT ALREADY.

FOURTH STEP.
✔ QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK GOOOOO DUCKS!

Comments

Zack UNFair

[heroproceeding]

THIS LOSER OF LOSERS.

OH YEAH!! ZACK ATTACK!!

Seriously, what the fuck are you doing friending him.

[esparasido]

You're a dead man, Zack Fair.

Jim Hawkins

[rattlingthestars]

:x

[croi]

Uh. Based upon their fiveish comments of interaction I think it would be safe to sum it up as Jim is a flaily kid - the proverbial magikarp in a sea of deadlier Pokemon - who's probably really likely to accidentally fall on his glass and kill himself. Given that they're segueing from people trying to kill other people this may change, develop, and ripen into something more than just a pokemon analogy. Stay tuned.

Miranda Lawson

[cloneprincess]

the booty. she got it.

[rubikscomplex]

House only wishes he could get a look at that booty. His assessment so far is 'possibly competent.' Which is saying a lot. She knows when she doesn't know something, which is better than just being oblivious to it.

Ellana Lavellan

[carrywithyou]

[croi]

He really has no idea who the fuck she is as a person, really, but she's Good People (capital letters intended) for helping him during his time of VERY INTENSE NEED. Like she's already in the bro category. Even if he doesn't know who she is. And if they met would probably have to take twenty minutes before going, "OH YOU."

Priorities.

marcos "stop talking" eringrad garcia | a canon about mutant roaches

[esparasido]

Re: marcos "stop talking" eringrad garcia | a canon about mutant roaches

[rattlingthestars]

seems like a cool dude until suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Lancer

[esparasido]

i'm posting this toplevel for Red because she's too chickenshit to post herself, come make fun of Lancer here or tell us how awesome he is!!!

[croi]

Wow, you actually did bring it. I'm impressed.

Hiro Hamada l Big Hero 6

[baymaxing]

Tiniest bratty nerd to ever nerd.

[croi]

Oh hey, I need to ping you on Plurk. Gonna take care of that in a second...uh...

Probably their CR is currently at a stage of 'jfc you seem competent and smart and back when I was your age I punched an army, but I know your brother is around and I feel like the guy you talk to only when you have a parent/guardian present, plus changing cultural values makes this odd to navigate because I really don't want to wake up to some guy I don't know yelling at me over communicators for teaching you what something NC17 is by accident'

Zelos Wilder

[victorytothesexy]

[heroproceeding]

HE'S KINDA A DICK. THE END.

Zack doesn't exactly like... super dislike Zelos. More he's just unimpressed with him. He's kinda annoying. But more in the sense of a fly that's buzzing around your head than anything lethally irritating. Yeah, he doesn't have much of a good first impression of him. ffff Not that he would let anything happen to Zelos, regardless, if the dude was in his local vicinity and in serious trouble. But that's more due to SOLDIER honor than anything.

Kunsel

[deus_ex_phs]

Still technically on hiatus here, so I'll have to get back to any comments later, but yo, here's a tutorial moogle for you guys.

[heroproceeding]

<3 Hi, Navi.

House

[rubikscomplex]

No one likes him. End of meme. 8D

[maskintape]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh god Tim thinks ~Doctor Hotstud~ is the actual worst. To the point where if he could punt either House or Alex/@AK out of Norfinbury permanently, he'd have to actually hesitate and think about it. Like, for more than a second or two. It'd be a hard decision.

His feelings are somewhere on the line between fear and annoyance - some of the things House says are way too close to reality for comfort. Especially the stuff about Tim potentially being a crazy murderous psycho, because wowowow way to bring out the worst things he thinks about himself there. Though honestly, even if they'd been completely civil to each other Tim would still be really wary of him. He's observant and smart and that's dangerous.

BASICALLY TIMMYCAKES THINKS HE'S A FUCKING DICK WHO NEEDS TO GO HOME, THX IN ADVANCE

Tim Wright

[maskintape]

and masky if applicable I guess

[carrywithyou]

Elana has a feeling that Tim is a person who won't allow himself to be helped and probably can't be helped, but damn it if she doesn't want to try! The things he said while he was trapped in the bathroom plus seeing Jay's unlocked conversations tell her there's a lot more going on with Tim than she first assumed. But it's clear something terrible happened to him and she wishes he didn't have to suffer because of it. He's friendly to her, and she likes him, so she wishes she could help.

Jay Merrick

[genreblindness]

why would you like this nerd ew

[rubikscomplex]

House is pretty sure Jay is either lying or had some fun and exciting hallucination shit going on to think he died not once, but twice. Not a bad sense of humor, but he doesn't seem to get worked up as easily as Tim. Still, decent entertainment. Would troll again. Possibly to find out more about the whole thing going on between him, AK, and Tim.

He's a mildly interesting puzzle, but not a medical one, so lower priority.

clarke griffin

[coleader]

[maskintape]

I think maybe the most significant thing I can say here is that Tim trusts Clarke. I KNOW RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECKIE

Obviously it's not going to stop him being a lying liar who lies to her now and then, because Tim. But aside from Jay she's the person he'd most rely on to have his back if he ever needed it! Plus he's convinced that she's a great leader and a great person, no matter what she might say to the contrary. What a good.

He's really sorry about how he's ~*totally infected her*~ btw SHE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF THISSSSS

malia tate

[animalize]

[maskintape]

In a town full of weirdos

u weird, gurl

TIM IS VAGUELY CONCERNED TBH (and kind of wonders if she's a small dog that can somehow type? He's not that far off okay DON'T JUDGE)

stiles stilinski

[figureitout]

don't ruin the vision okay. okay??

[coleader]

LITTLE WEIRDO WHO NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED... he's the one who got her to be a little more open-minded on the subject of ~the supernatural~, so that's pretty big for her actually!! so far he seems pretty defenseless tbh, and she gets concerned about people like that here, so she definitely keeps an eye out to make sure he's still around and talking on the network and hasn't dropped off the face of the earth. protect stiles 2k15. or whatever year it is in Norfinbury.

Clayton Epps

[dr_unconscious]

why hello there

[maskintape]

ALL HAIL DOCTOR GREATHAIR.

I mean Tim both likes and respects Clayton, which should be pretty obvious! He might not always appreciate the fussing (TIM IS ONLY A FEW YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU CLAYTON STOP DADDING HIM), but he knows that it comes from a good place so he can't really get irritated by it. Sometimes it's even nice to have someone give a shit about your wellbeing! Imagine.

Plus it's obvious to anyone and everyone that Clayton is a trustworthy, stand-up guy that would never rat anyone out to their worst enemy even if he was just trying to do the right thing. Tim also gets the warm fuzzies thinking about how Clayton would never, ever think him capable of murder or anything! GOD WHAT A GOOD GUY

Meanwhile Masky doesn't really do the whole "thinking about people like they're actually people" thing but it is pretty fucking pumped about the fact that Clayton is down for 100% Real Alexmurder. Now put on a hoodie and cover your face so it can take you seriously, k.

Meg Lodestone

[vesicant]

new phone who dis

[rubikscomplex]

A+ reactions. Would troll again. House finds Meg amusing and decently sharp. Not a bad person to trade personal jibes with on a Friday night. Also another mildly intriguing puzzle. Murdervan and everything after has him wondering about her.

klaus mikaelson

[poppycock]

[coleader]

they have a weird friendship?? if friendship is even the right word. she cares about him like a friend, but she also feels an understanding with him that she doesn't with the others. they both have that darkness in them and Clarke definitely sees that in him, which is part of the reason she's drawn to Klaus in the first place. so it's somewhat a friendship born out of their mutual failings and their capabilities to do bad things, as well as the bad things that they've experienced in their lives.

basically it's a really depressing relationship lmao

freya crescent

[lancingintherain]

(I won't be able to comment around until tonight or tomorrow but yo)

[maskintape]

He might not know her all that well yet, but Tim really appreciates Freya's presence! She manages to come off as very caring without being patronising, and he can't help but admire her for the way she reached out to him as a perfect stranger when Jay died. BASICALLY HE THINKS SHE'S A LOVELY.

CLEMENTINE

[neverbitten]

SEALAND

[bydefacto]

Edward Elric

[forfeits]

Re: Edward Elric

[rattlingthestars]

No chill, fun to poke, probably not actually a bad guy.

Bellamy Blake

[disarrayed]

Quark

[averytinyparticle]

[rubikscomplex]

House isn't entirely sure what to make of Quark, yet. He's an incredibly gullible kid from what he can tell. Kind of oblivious. And randomly agrees that people should be dying????????

On the one hand, cool. On the other, wtf? At least he's apparently decided he wants to listen to House about physics. That's nice. House is still feeling out where he stands, but as long as he doesn't turn into some twee little hangeroner and can take care of himself, he'll probably tolerate him better than some.

Alex Kralie

[loopofunhappiness]

I don't even know why I'm posting here